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B. David

Still young, and so old.

About Me

I am not an animal. My name is Jonathan Merick. I'm B.Davey from the exiting and tropical lands of the mid-western area of the continent, uh, country, or whatever. I'm not university material,you see,so this essay may seem simplistic, confusing and perhaps amusing in a sympathetic kind of way. I suppose I have made it thru the smoke, cane, grain, pain, teen angst, rage, highs, lows, growth, dreams, realities, friends, enemies, loves, losses, lies, truths, flops and flaws to come out a blessed man. I am a proud father of a delightful, beautiful, little two year old baby dude and an annoying, messy, pitiful husband to a hot chick. How the hell did I get so lucky? Must be the Irish thing. I enjoy polluting the environment with garbage and waste and occasionaly bathing. Once in a while I play a little ditty on the ole guitar or write down some silly slapstick sketch on a paper placemat from some greasy diner and thats about the extent of my creative side. I mostly just lounge on my couch constantly watching the boob-tube like some heaping, steaming pile while my son terrorizes the cats and destroys the house under no competent parental supervision. Fun stuff. Good times. Wanna be friends?
A Vodka Movie (Part 2) by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQcvKCFFW4

My Interests

Writing, playing, eating, drinking, love makin', reading, sleeping and staring out.

A Vodka Movie by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p0QtJMKt1s

My life before marriage.

I'd like to meet:

Bozo's sidekick, that clown Cookie. Brian Denehe. Fat Jared from the Subway commercials before he got skinny. Michael York. William Zabka, the bully in Karate Kid, Just One of the Guys, and Back to School. Jean Michael Vincent. That puppet lady that runs the museum on Mr. Rogers. Gene and Jezebel, leaders of the popular 80's supergroup Gene Loves Jezebel.

Music:

Louis Jordan, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran, Ritchie Valens, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Beach Boys, Leonard Cohen, Rolling Stones, T.REX, Bowie, Faces, Rod Stewart, Humble Pie, Frampton, Thin Lizzy, Cheap Trick, U2, Dogs D'amour, Quireboys, Black Crowes, D.A.D., Matthew Sweet, Tyla, SG5, The Wildhearts, Ginger, The Darkness, Diamond Nights, Living Things, System of a Down, Buckcherry, L.A. Guns, The Cult, Fields of the Nephilim, HIM, Hot Hot Heat, The Strokes, The Hives, The Libertines, The Star Spangles, The White Stripes, Louis XIV, Black Halos, River City Rebels, Pogues, Shane McGowan, Rancid, The Ramones, The Distillers, Dropkick Murphys, The Living End, D Generation.... and thats just of the top of my head.

Movies:

Captain Blood, Adventures of Robin Hood, Gentlman Jim, San Antonio, One Eyed Jacks, The Apaloosa, High Plains Drifter, The Wild One, King Creole, Viva Las Vegas, Day of the Dead, Zombie 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacer 1+2, Evil Dead 1+2, Dead Alive, Shawn of the Dead, Return of the Dragon, The Last Dragon, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars 1-6, Indiana Jones 1-3, Spider Man 1+2, Superman 2, X-Men 2, Batman Begins, Barfly, Napolean Dynamite, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, Mighty Wind, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob, Spring Break, Just One of the Guys, Cant Buy Me Love, Loverboy, Fast Times at Ridgmont High, The Wild Life, Fraternity Vacation,Ferris Bueller, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Anchorman, Billy Madison, Little Nicky, Something About Mary, Heavyweights, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Power of One, Shawshank, Life is Beautiful, Walk the Line, Cinderella Man, Private Ryan, Platoon...... I could go on and on.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G Show, Sopranos, Enterouge, Mr. Show, The Office(UK), Deadwood, Lonesome Dove, White Shadow, Highway to Heaven, Little House, Threes Company, Mad T.V., S.N.L., Seinfeld, I love the 80's, First 48, Cold Case Files, Cops......and millions more.

Books:

My Wicked Wicked Ways by Errol Flynn, Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski,

Heroes:

J.C., My old Man, My Mom, my Wife, Elvis, Errol Flynn, Marc Bolan, Keith Richards, Rod Stewart, Michael Landon, Steve Marriot, Leonard Cohen, Christopher Guest, Larry David, Kevin Smith, Tyla, Ginger, Ben Stiller, Dave Chapell, Steve Young, Jerry Rice, Barry Sanders..... and many, many, more.

My Blog

A Vodka Movie by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p0QtJMKt1s My life before marriage....
Posted by B. David on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

Sushi Commercial

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S-lCa5zNDP0 This is a fun commercial for a local Sushi bar in my town. The local favorite Jumpin johnny Blues performs the jingle...
Posted by B. David on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:10:00 PST