Cage dancing, pole dancing, line dancing, fancy dancing, rain dancing, and football.
People who can just be themselves and not give me a rash.
Michael Buble, if it ain't Michael Buble...it ain't music. Well...unless it's Nirvana, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, 80's cheesy songs, Sade, Monster Ballads, 60's rock, or Joss Stone...then it definitely ain't music.
Self-help (cause I need it), philosophy, Get rich-quick schemes, and anything with Fabio on the cover.
The usual suspects: Michael Jordan, Buddha, Ghandi, My Dad, Jared from the Subway Commercials, and anyone who can finish a Rubik's cube (cause man, that's tough).