jared

Oh, I'm a fast dog. I'm fast-fast. It's true and I love being fast I admit it I love it. You know fast dogs. Dogs that just run by and you say, "Damn! That's a fast dog!" Well that's me. A fast dog. Hooooo! I'm a fast fast dog. Hooooo! You should watch me sometime. Just watch how fast I go when I'm going my fastest, when I've really got to move for something, when I'm really on my way - man do I get going sometimes, weaving like a missile, weaving like a missile between trees and around bushes and then - pop! - I can go over a fence or a baby or a rock or anything because I'm a fast fast dog and I can jump like a f*cking gazelle.