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Amby

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About Me



My Interests

I AM A NERD. I like video games and reading. The only things better then a good book to me are probably sex and food, in that order. I am ALWAYS horney....like how bees little wings flap constantly, making that buzz sound.....there is a perpetual bee buzz of horniness that surrounds me. If you're talking to me and you think i am just staring at your package....or your tits or whatever- you are right. I collect records. I think there are two kindsa people in the world-those who like chunky peanut butter, and those who eat smooth. I like chunky. I think creamy folks are shallow. I think it's o.k to be stupid but it is unforgivable to be uninteresting. I talk way too much, but i hardley ever lie. My favorite beer is Rolling Rock. My favorite color is yellow. If i got stranded on desert island i would want to be stranded with some one who can drive a stick. Even If there are no cars- we, as people who handle the manuals, are just sharper, more rescourceful individuals. If i could be a tree, i'd be a walnut tree, cuz they've got nuts.

I'd like to meet:

"So there's wonderful stuff to learn and there's all this crap to learn and it's all mixed up. You don'tknow what to take on, so you don't take anything. Andwhen you start not taking anything, history ceases toexist. And when you've got no past, you've got nofuture. Because the two are metaphysically linked witheach other. So you're just in this crashing place now,that doesn't seem to have any doors to be opened. Andyou're trapped in this terrible little rowboat on thissea of chaos and anxiety and terror and it's like,"well fuck the lot of you, I'm just gonna get stoned."~ David Bowie
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Music:

DAVID BOWIE, Bad Religon, Billy Holiday, Bob Dylan, Rehab, Tsunami Bomb,VNV nation, the Secretions, the Descendants, the Distillers, Ween, They Might Be Giants, Asylum Street Spankers, Voodo Glow Skulls, The Ramones, Iggy Pop, Johnny Cash, Michael Jackson, Tenacious D, Ani DiFranco.

Movies:

The Labrynth, Buffalo 66, Jesus Son, Code 46,The Thing, Ginger Snaps, High Tension. That Darn Punk. No one will ever love that movie except for me. Well, most people will never see it either, but still. I like HellSing, Event Horizon, Ghosts of Mars, Reservoir Dogs.

Television:

Honestly, i mostly just watch cartoons. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is my favorite. I like Kenny and Spenny- i just got cable and that shit is crazy. And i like some old school stuff- like Lexx and La Femme Nikita. Threes Company.

Books:

I LOVE RAY BRADBURY! Jack kerouac, Kurt Vonnagut, Douglas Adams, Laurell K Hamilton, Nikki French, Robin Cook, Michael Chrichton,Christopher Pike, Gordon Houghton, George Orwell, Steven King. Sometimes you'll even catch me with something by Michael Moore.

Heroes:

My little sister Robyn for being the prettiest, smartest and all around greatest sister a girl can have!!!!!!!! She is God like to me!

My Blog

Spectrum

"Much benevolence of the passive order may be traced to a dis-inclination to inflict pain apon oneself." ~George Meredith   A lonely Window, single pane, becomes beguiled by frost. An antonym- my...
Posted by Amby on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:16:00 PST

Vascular Vandalism

Consequences, are not sanctioned, Without pay and on vacation Repossesed, my piece of mind, Build to guide the heart, and bind....   The two together, fundemental, The soul- varacious, and none t...
Posted by Amby on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST

Wanna get it on with a pawn?

Some times when you aim to please, you misfire and end up blowing you're whole damn arm off. but thats ok, us cold blooded fools regrow n renew. who am i fooling??? my blood is too hot, it is boiling ...
Posted by Amby on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

Pick a position, promote premonition

Sooo.... being near the beach-i have begun to think oceanic thoughts. yes it is true....i have decided to stop trying to make waves and simply let the tide pull me... go with the flow, you know? it ju...
Posted by Amby on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

no luck, fuck...

i am haunted by my own ghost, drunk and full, i passed the 76/ baskin robbins, fair oaks,. i saw my ghost in a skirt and a tank top. 105 degrees outside, sweat dripping down my chest, my face, my hear...
Posted by Amby on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

karmatic raincoat

I had this dream. i was trying to communicate with someone, i was on the internet and i was so incredibly intent on telling you something. i tryed to type back to you, i had something to say and it wa...
Posted by Amby on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:25:00 PST

I wish i was emo

Becuase then my grass would cut itself.   i feel anti-titan today.......i have reminiscent thoughts. i feel like i was part of the village, i had fought my way inside the walls and been exc...
Posted by Amby on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST

Three degrees of my vagina ( the bicycle monologues)

I think a blog is like a dear diary or something.  mine is on bicycles.  i realized there are 3 steps to riding. STEP ONE is the insertion and eventual orgasm caused by the bicycle seat afte...
Posted by Amby on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST