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maria.

Mentally Zidane!

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" ..I conducted this experiment at the Chernobyl Nuclear Facility in 1986, the success of which led to many other fruitful experiments on the surrounding wildlife and rural community. Future experiments may include researching the effects of van halen on the virginia beach "post-cocktail" bar scene of the early 90's. I am a lighting designer and electrician, and a member of the Riot Group. grad school is kicking my ass. sleep is infrequent. music makes life worth living. I enjoy Schmidt beer and tofu hoagies. For supplementary income I smuggle orphans on the black market and make prison shivs from old toothbrushes. please only message me if you have a pegleg, a phantom limb, if you carry a taser or have ever seen a ghost bat in person.

My Interests

cuttlefish.

I'd like to meet:

paris hilton in a dark alley with my brass knuckles.

Music:

Selda Bagcan, Kate Bush, Nelly Mckay, Gloria Deluxe, Mates of State.

Movies:

Tillsammans. darjeeling limited.

Television:

arrested development, La Ink, frontline, planet earth

Books:

My Antonia by Willa Cather

Heroes:

Robert Wilson, Jospeh Beuys, Samuel Beckett, Berlinde de Bruyckere