Ras

I believe in karma, 4 hours of sleep, 2nd chances, dishing out dimes, TIVO and dance like a white guy instructional videos. I habitually ask strangers for their advice when I shop and then laugh at whatever advice they give. I have no qualms about embarassing myself. My second tattoo will be Mr. Burns but I haven't found anything with enough meaning for my first tattoo. I still call shotgun, ok I'll rochambo you for it. I liked all of the lame shows that NBC has tried to fit into the 7:30 Thursday slot (Single Guy, Finding Schwartz, Committed, etc.) but only lasted about a month on the air. I remember when MTV & VH1 showed music videos. Kelly Kapowski or Jessie?.....neither, it's Lisa Turtle all the way (at least Screetch got one thing right) I'm not a bad cook, but I mix a mean cocktail. I should be able to after bartending for 7 years. I can eat a 5 pound bag of gummi worms in about 3 hours and an entire McD's chzburger in one bite. I can't explain why I watch American Idol because most of those assclowns don't have any talent. It must be to see how drunk Paula will be on that week's show. Cyndi Lauper must be kicking herself in the ass for turning down Paula's role...what, you want me to judge a bunch of kids singing on TV? Ah, fuck that!Hopefully I can figure out my digital camera and I can get some photos on this profile soon.