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Jeff

Face like a model, body like a coke bottle!

About Me

Pay attention to the universal truth: If u are bored, u are a boring person. There is beauty in all women. Dont keep searching for the truth, just let go of ur opinions. Curiosity never killed the cat, the cat was just stupid. Be classy, but not over-concerned with ur appearance(OC girls take note). Take up surfing and be good at it, friends will respect u, and foxy girls will love u for it, and u will have guaranteed sex appeal for the rest of ur life. Find a good teacher & listen closely. Live every act fully, as if it were ur last. Turn the gosh dang TV off and do something productive! If u cant surf....skate when u can. Drunk driving will kill ur best friends and family. The trouble is that u think u have time, u are wrong, time has you. Keep confident and have a noble spirit. Passionately chase ur dreams, and dont ever stop. Wear braces if u must, it'll pay off in the long run like u wouldn't believe. Good posture attracts the best looking girls. Sing with a full voice, even if u are horrible, and enjoy every minute of it. Learn how to properly dance with someone, u'll get more play than kelly Slater/George Clooney. Find ur spiritual path, pray. Be spiritual...believe in powers beyond yourself. You will know how to talk to yourself.....more importantly, how to listen to yourself. Find a good dog u can love, and care for him or her like a saint. NEVER LOOK FOR A GIRL U WANT TO SLEEP WITH, ALWAYS LOOK FOR A GIRL U WANT TO WAKE UP WITH. Hands down golden rule!

My Interests

Surfing...late night make outs...casinos...cars....cute, fun girls.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who talk with personality and poise. Intelligence is a turn on, as is modesty with a cute sense of humor(u just cant outshine me)jk. Girls who dont act the way they look...huge turn off. The keepers are the ones who actually dont know how beautiful they really are(and their perfect!) but they really are breathtaking inside and out. Invariably enough, every compliment u pay them, they appreciate tenfold!

Music:

JimmyEatWorld.TakingBackSunday.Savestheday.Dashboard.JackJoh nson.JacksMannequin.Augustana.TheBravery.Thrice.Anberlin.Jou rney.The Cure.MotionCitySoundtrack.DamienRice.Blink.FurtherSeemsForev er.Angels&Aairwaves.TheHigher.TheEagles.TheUsed.Copeland .TheGame.50.TheStartingLine.BobMarley.Terminal.DaysAway.Hawa iian music. JohnMayer.MinustheBear.HawthornHeights.June.Panic!atthedicso .SensesFail.SomethingCorporate.CircaSurvive.G-Love.BenHarper .

Movies:

Romantic comedies.Horror flicks.Anything really funny or really scary.Some good action too.

Television:

Seinfeld.Curb Your Enthusiasm.OC.24.Sex & the City.Dog the Bounty Hunter. Las Vegas.Cribs.

Books:

I live in the library. I like mostly books of unicorns and pictures of bright rainbows.The Bible.Anything philosophical.Psychology gets intricated which i like.How to pick up girls in one night is my fav.

Heroes:

My parents.My Friends.Kelly Slater.Occy.Tom Ford.All surfers who shred it to death!