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About Me

Well, here's what most of you that read this stuff want to know about me. My name's Matthew Jones, hence the URL of this page being myspace.com/matthewjones. I'm 6'3 and a little bit more, I love to hang out and make people laugh. I guess you could call me an entertainer. I got tons of practice going to high school with some really cool guys. Dane Cook is my hero. SU-FI to those of you who know what that is... I work out every now and then, mostly with the shaub. I have a great job that takes me all over the world. I've been very blessed with the friends I've come in contact with along the way. I played many sports in high school. I'm very athletic. Call me cocky, that's cool. I have a few reasons to be. But with cockiness comes self confidence, and I think every good man needs to posess a little bit of both. The tricky part is finding that balance... I live in England. I'd move back to Phoenix in a second, where I was born and lived for 13 years... So hit me up, you're guaranteed a laugh on a bad day if you talk to me. If you want to know anything else, drop me a line on here, or my AIM is mathyoujonze. oh, the irony. If you want to know more, go here: http://community.webshots.com/user/mathyoujonze or you can replace that last bit with baller91522 if you wanna see some off the hook concert pics... i'm outtie 5000. take it SLEAZY.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

dane cook. i will someday. also, myself, like 30 seconds into the future. i think that would be hysterical. also, the bear from the downy commercials. i want to cuddle with him.

My Blog

what DOESN’T grind my gears

does anyone else think it's awesome that New Kids are making a comeback??? to me - awesome. oh-oh OH oh-oh
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:41:00 GMT

grannie panties

if halo 3 was a woman, i would fornicate with her and all of her beautiful sisters. i'm off my n.o. xplode for a month now. we'll see how it goes having NO energy at the gym... whatever. trey brewer i...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:39:00 GMT

e.m.h.e.

i cry when i watch extreme makeover home edition... ALMOST every time. that's all. more to come later.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:45:00 GMT

ramblings

i've never felt the reprocussions of my incessant ramblings as much as i have in the past couple weeks. i upset a very good friend of mine with some things i didn't mean to say. i now know how it feel...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 15:10:00 GMT

eve 6 songs and melodrama

here's to the day on which i celebrate my birth... i realize that birthdays are no longer about presents or cake and ice cream... it's about celebrating the people you're with and another year well li...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 19:25:00 GMT

so here i am...

ok ladies, i don't want to paint a picture for you, so i'm not going to tell you that i'm sitting here at my computer in my birthday suit. you know what i wonder sometimes?? i wonder if everyone looke...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:50:00 GMT

what grinds my gears pt. (5 in french)

you know what really grinds my gears??? loofas. water is always hiding in them after the shower. you think they're dry. HA. strike 1. loofas are like the trojan horse to a permeable towel. your though...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 15:41:00 GMT

for real this time...

i had an awesome night last night. those of you that don't live in the UK will never have any clue as to what's going on here. if you ever wanna have a kick-booty time, come out and party with the MAC...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:58:00 GMT

ashley rocks

Ashley is the the coolest fucking person I know
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:48:00 GMT

what grinds my gears pt. quatre

you know what really grinds my gears?? when people put up away messages quoting a poem or a song of some sort. i mean, right now, i have like 11 people with a song telling me what they're doing. i don...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:35:00 GMT