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About Me

I'm the guitar player and singer in a cowpunk band called the White Trash Messiahs. Think Motorhead...if they were a country band....and listened to alot of older NOFX....Fast, loud, twangy.....yep. I'd also like to add that I also play guitar with a band called the Bullnecks, swamp-stomp Southern muthafuckin' ROCK with guitarmonies out the wazoo. You can find links to both bands down in my "Top 8" if you wanna check that shit out, which you do....I can cook better food than you can, MEAT IS MURDERRRRRR, TASTY, TASTY, DELICIOUS MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steak and Blowjob Day is the best holiday EVER....I am also one of 12 members of Nobilis Equitas Sancti Michaelis, and that makes me a made man. Sam Riles is hung like a child.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who worship rockstars like me..... People into cowpunk/rockabilly/psychobilly/metal..... other rockstars like me.....people into drinking lots of PBR...people who like to fish using explosives...people who don't call the COPS when I'm fishing with explosives...you know, cool people with a twisted sense of humor? Do you like to piss on fire ant mounds? (It's a myth, you know....Fire ants do NOT like fire....) Yeah? Then we'll get along fine....

My Blog

I'm all set and good to go!!!!

Hilarious....I knew the 10+ years of practice and tournaments would do me good someday!!!!!!http://www.academieduello.com/zombies/zombies.h tml
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:07:00 GMT

Marriage and fatherhood.....

Yeah, so I'm engaged....I popped the question to Jen, and she said "YES!".But hey, how could she not, y'all know that I'm quite the catch.I love that gal with all of my heart.I've also got an almost 3...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:09:00 GMT

One Year Anniversary

So, hell yeah!Jennie and I have our one year anniversary today!Man, I can't believe it's been a whole year already, the time went by so quickly....Love that girl!Now I gotta go ring shopping......
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Jerry Reed died.....

So, I found out Jerry Reed died this past weekend......Jerry Reed is one of those guys I listened to back when I was a little kid that made me want to play guitar.Amos Moses, Eastbound and Down, She G...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Hilarious!!!!!!!

Public information can be fun.You know, if you go to the Florida Department of Corrections website you can get a neat picture of someone, everything they've been convicted of, how much time they spent...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:19:00 GMT

AAgghhh.........

Women...geez.Can anyone tell me why they freak out, but won't tell you why?
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:53:00 GMT

Jimmy Page.....

I just have to say it, he is undeserving of "Guitar God" status.I know a bunch of folks who love Zep are gonna get their panties in a wad, but so be it.I say it because it's true.Look, his TRADEMARK w...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:00:00 GMT

Advice

Every now and again, people ask me questions since I'm a reverend, & I gotta answer truthfully, right?The latest one-Q - Yo, Rev. V, what's the deal with ladies?A - I dunno, doubt anyone WILL ever...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:31:00 GMT

I fucking ROCK!

Well, I do.And you know this.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 13:54:00 GMT

Cool January for WTM.....

We've got two great shows this month....On Sunday night we open for Artimus Pyledriver up at Big Daddy's. That's gonna be fun. Then on the 31st (again up at Big Daddy's) we're opening for the Unknown...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:05:00 GMT