Welcome to Maine. Now go home. |
Memorial Day Weekend is the unofficial start of tourist season. I bagged my first one Monday afternoon at work. Behold the following true life conversation & Guy from Massachusetts: Your gas prices ar... Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 21:29:00 GMT |
An educational post |
So, it's official. My doctor told me this morning that I am a caffeine addict.It's not the first time she's told me this, actually. Every time I go in she encourages me to stop drinking coffee, or to ... Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:55:00 GMT |
A side order of weird |
Last night at work, a customer called me "hot," and he did it without a trace of irony or jest. I suppose I should take it as compliment, because it is a compliment. But he's only 19. He's literally h... Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT |
Everything I need to know I learned from The Princess Bride |
Love requires absolute devotion. "As you wish."But sometimes a little bit of healthy cynicism is a good thing. "Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Is this a kissing book?"Pati... Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:43:00 GMT |
And the winner is... |
The following people entered my "Win an autographed copy of 'Waiting For Spring' contest" on this blog and my WordPress blog:Joe GlasgowShannon YarbroughJen OHoosiertooKaitlynAnd the winner is...Joe G... Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:48:00 GMT |
A CONTEST! |
To celebrate the first weekend of spring, I've decided to give away an autographed copy of "Waiting For Spring." Here's all you have to do to enter.Mention the book in a blog post, your Facebook or My... Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:14:00 GMT |
Kel: Official Nerd |
Over the weekend, my best friend brought over a Get Well Gift that lifted my spirits and immune system better than flowers or chicken soup ever could have done: Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:18:00 GMT |
I inspire passion!!!!!!!!! |
When I got to work on Monday, the following sign was waiting for me: Well, the smiley faced sun wasn't there. I added it myself. But you get the general gist. And I'm not being paranoid when I say th... Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:06:00 GMT |
Make Mine Moxie! |
You haven't experienced Maine if you haven't tried Moxie. I don't drink the stuff for pleasure, God knows. It tastes like carbonated death. But when you've got a bad cold, like I do right now, ther... Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:23:00 GMT |
Up All Night In Rural Maine |
My latest graveyard shift produced video, featuring the many and varied joys of coffee. Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:09:00 GMT |