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Christopher

I am here for Friends

About Me


I don't care what anyone says... Michael Jordan was better at basketball than he was at baseball.

My Interests

Coffee, Star Ocean, a beer or two, magazines, treasure chests, poison spells in video games, unrestrained brutality.

I'd like to meet:

rudy huxtable.Pinnacle

Music:

Leper Colony (RIP), Circle of Dead Children, Nasum, Pig Destroyer, Skinless,Plague Bringer, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Decrypt, Cephalic Carnage,Today is the Day, Depeche Mode, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Tech N9ne, Pete and Wayne, Cryptopsy, Commit Suicide, Misery Index, the Red Chord, Lunacy, Mutilated, Keith Thornton, Laboratory Tiger, El P, Aesop Rock, Crucifagium, Saprogenic, Employer Employee, Cannibal Ox, Crotchduster, Uphill Battle, Tower of Rome, Diesel Truckers, Benumb, Leng Tch'e, Severe Torture, Terrorust, Hewhocorrupts, Daughters, Godspeed You Black Emperor, WATCHMAKER!!!!!, Total Fucking Destruction, Citizen, Happy Face, Mandible Chatter, Mistress, Deicide, Exhumed, Skitsystem, Hirudinea, Vile, Discordance Axis, Despot, Scarface, Geto Boys, Ronald Isley, Maruta, Wu-Tang Clan...

Movies:

Sin City, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, Battle Royale, Battle Royale 2, Versus, Irreversible, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Among Friends, American Movie, Salo, Mulva 1 and 2, Filthy Mcnasty, In a Glass Cage, Cemetary Man, Thank You For Smoking, The Weatherman, national Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1, Not Another Teen Movie, the Departed, anything by Max Kern, Oldboy, Gravesend, Fulltime Killer, tons of other shit. fuck off.

Television:

Reno 911, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Venture Bros, Wondershowzen(the best television show ever made), WMAC Masters, BET Uncut, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, lots more. If you lie here and say you don't watch TV because you think it makes you sound smarter or more "with it", you're a piece of shit. fuck you...Flight of the Conchords. the best. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Books:

the kill bill diary, the devil's chemists, lord of the flies, 45, lords of chaos, other books i may or may not have read.

Heroes:

poisonous forms of worship. move on.

My Blog

blog. blog.

so i haven't really been posting the blogs. it just bothers me that the last one is from 2006, and it's more than halfway through 2007 ("it" being the omnipresent measure of human lifespan, time). i g...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:42:00 PST

ughh.

i haven't put anything on here in a long while (this will be the first thing this year, in fact). so now i have. i'll put more when something interesting happens.
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

Top 10 albums of 2005

These are in no particular order, as I was having trouble picking an absolute favorite. 1.  "Erased From the Memory of Man", Watchmaker 2.  "Erased From the Memory of Man", Watchmaker 3.&nbs...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:49:00 PST

shit...

that's what it smells like when you have to take your breaks next to a leaky fucking dumpster.
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 01:06:00 PST

here we go...

So I guess things aren't going as well as they could be right now.  Without going into specifics, which no one cares about, and rightfully so, as they imply my problems are unique or more importa...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:24:00 PST

Yup Yup!

So my car's been dead for about a week, and I borrowed a Slayer tape from Jasper to get me by in my grandpa's sweet-ass '94 Grand Prix with 225,000 miles on it.  I miss CDs.  except today I ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking hell...

So i've been banging out a living at the Great American Bagel for about 3 weeks now...  What a terrible way to exist.  This fucker opens at 5:30.  Today (Wednesday for those who read th...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well, who didn't see this one coming...

So I got fired Friday. I was accused of "innapropriate use of confidential data." what the fucking fuck? But on that note, i'd like to send a HUGE FUCK YOU to the following people: Becki "Excuse ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupid stupid stupid.

I work with people who will actually fake like they're deaf rather than listen for 2 seconds or move out of my way. So I like to catch them in their own little lie by ending sentences with things lik...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brutal.

I woke up at 3 this morning and couldn't go back to sleep, so i started watching music videos. you'd think they would play some good shit at that time in the morning. MTV2 is alright, because they k...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST