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Blake? ¬¬

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About Me

Before I introduce myself, I just want to tell you people to quit sending me friend requests without messages and expecting me to accept. Who the FUCK are you?

Alright kids, let me introduce myself. I'm Blake, and I've been going crazy since 1985. June 22nd to be exact (I have the same Birthday as Bruce Campbell, how fucking awesome!).
I'm supposed to be a rather intelligent person, but due to poor genetics I also inherited the lazy gene. So really, I can't apply myself if my life depends on it. That doesn't stop me from making fools of everyone else intillectualy speaking, but it does prevent me from showing my true potential in school.
I'm shy. It's pathetic really. I garuntee I can make any social situation akward by simply opening my mouth once. Don't worry though, if what I say sounds retarded it's probably because I like you...
You want to know the truth about me? I'm a huge fucking nerd. Sure, I try to cover it up with snowboarding, breakdancing, and countless other non-nerdy activities, but guess what I do when I come home? I sit down and play video games. Nerd video games. Hell, I even worked at Microsoft all summer playing Halo 2 for money. Do you understand how much of a nerd that makes me?
So anyways, I <3 you guys, my bowling name is Jesus, I like to drink, I indulge myself often, and this is my boomstick... (Oh Bruce, why are you so awesome?)
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If you wanna get in contact with me here is my ish:
AIM = BlastedToMoosh
MSN = [email protected]
ICQ = 55023505
YAHOO = BlastedToMoosh
Cell = 425-765-5997
Gunther is hella awesome.
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A Shout out to Threadless.com because they make purty clothes

My Interests

What ever I deem worthy of floating my boat

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 10 years... because I wanna know if I'm gonna live that long

Music:

303 Infinity,
A Tribe Called Quest,
Air,
AK1200,
American Analog Set,
Andrew WK,
Ani DiFranco,
At the Drive-in,
ATB,
Aura - the Source of Trance,
Barry White,
Basement Jaxx,
Beastie Boys,
Ben Folds Five,
Benny Bennasi,
Black Eyed Peas,
Blood Brothers,
Blue Scholars,
Bob Marley and the Wailers,
Bone Thugs N Harmony,
Botch,
Bright Eyes,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Bucket Head,
Children of Bodom,
Christopher Lawrence,
CKY,
Coldplay,
Common Market,
Cunninlynguists,
Cypress Hill,
D12,
Daft Punk,
Danger Mouse,
Darude,
Dead 50's,
Dead Prezidents,
Death Cab for Cutie,
Devendra Banhart,
Dialated Peoples,
Dieselboy,
Dirty Vegas,
DJ Dara,
DJ Encore feat. Engelina,
DJ Keoki,
DJ Sammy,
DJ Sasha and John Digweed,
DJ Tiesto,
DMX,
Do Make Say Think,
Dr. Dre,
Eamon,
Easy Star All Stars,
Eels,
Eifel 65,
Eminem,
Explosions in the Sky,
Faithless,
Fatboy Slim,
Flogging Molly,
Frank Sinatra,
Franz Ferdinand,
Frou Frou,
George Clinton,
Ghostface Killah,
Gnarls Barkley,
GOA SYNDROME,
God Speed You Black Emperor,
Gorillaz,
Gruf,
Harvey Danger,
Iron Horse,
Iron and Wine,
Jack Johnson,
James Blunt,
Jimmy Buffet,
Johan Gielen,
Junior Senior,
Jurrasic Five,
Justin Timberlake,
Kanye West,
Keane,
Kill Sadie,
La Coka Nostra,
Lady Sovereign,
Lagoona,
Led Zeplin,
Luniz,
M-1,
Machinae Supremacy,
Marilyn Manson,
Matt Costa,
MC Chris,
MC Frontalot,
Minus the Bear,
Moby,
Modest Mouse,
Mogwai,
Muse,
Musicessence,
Nathan Proffit,
Nine Inch Nails,
NOFX,
OAR,
Operation Ivy,
Paul Oakenfold,
Paul Van Dyke,
Pedro the Lion,
Pretty Girls Make Graves,
Prodigy,
Propellerheads,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Radiohead,
Rage Against the Machine,
Ram Trilogy,
Ratatat,
Richard Lewington,
RJD2,
Royskopp,
Satanic Surfers,
Sigur Ros,
Skunk Anansie,
Slick Shoes,
Snoop Dogg,
Sufjan Stevens,
Sunset Rubdown,
Tapes 'n Tapes,
TbO & Vega,
The Beatles,
The Big Beat Theory,
The Boy Least Likely To,
The Chemical Brothers,
The Crystal Method,
The Crystal Skulls,
The Cynic Project,
The Decemberists,
The Dust Brothers,
The Flaming Lips,
The Hold Steady,
The Killers,
The Mars Volta,
The Photo Atlas,
The Pogues,
The Postal Service,
The Shins,
The Smiths,
The Streets,
The Team,
These Arms Are Snakes,
Tupac,
United State of Electronica,
Usher,
Utah Saints,
Wagner (hells yeah for classical ;D ),
Wonderful,
Xiu Xiu,
Y.G. Family,
Ying Yang Twins,
YKK
Young Jeezy

Movies:

I love everything that B-movies bring to the table.

There are a number of things that make movies great. Not all of them are necessary in every movie, but atleast a few are.

Violence
Gore
Sex
Epic Battles
Nudity
Epic music
Zombies
Violence
Zombies
Violent Zombies
Chainsaws
Shotguns
Zombies

Television:

Well I don't really watch too much tv, but Stella entertains me. There are some other shows but really, who caaaares?

Books:

Haha um yeah I actually used to read a lot but not so much anymore

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell