Honorific

i'm a 19/yr old herione addict from peru, who digs half naked gaots, and coca with lunch. i enjoy short drives to the police station, where its the only place i ever get laid since being diagnosed a diabetic. getting spanked and my profession which will soon out do prostitution within the next 12yrs. as an Honorific Dick i would be honored to satisfy women, men, and if possible domesticated animals to your(the patrons') delight or to the delight of audiences. now what do i ask for this service! almost nothing, all i want is for you to beat me into a bloody pile of human mash potatoes with a slab of frozen meat. any takers? i currently reside in a little know part of the world called ffatsgalf, on the lower WS. if you wish to meet and discuss bussiness contact Toxic Timmey for he is my agent in the feild looking for show houses, carshows, and dark alleys for me to perform.