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Susan

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About Me

So...the names Susan. An interesting girl to say the least. Very different--I promise you that. Be real and i'll love you, be fake and i'll hate you. Enough said. Be yourself...thats all I can ask for. Probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Down to earth-- please appreciate it, dont take it for granted.
I hate cocky people. Anyone who knows me knows I hate arrogance...Be modest...you will appear so much more attractive.
Generous as hell, I will give the bum in the street the last dollar in my wallet.
Extremely sarcastic. Some people love it. Some people hate it. Oh well for those who hate it. :P
I go to Bally's at least 4-5 times a week, and get really bummed if I cant go.
I must say "thank you" and "please" approximately 14,567,458 times in one day.
I <3 MIAMI
I love cooking. Suzzy Home-maker here I come.
I can drink a bottle of white zinfindel all by my self
I get stressed very easily, and am easy to tease...and its not nice to tease me just because I am easy to tease, lol.
I miss my pet turtle "boobie" who apparently wanted to end his life because he crawled out of his cage and jumped from 10 ft in the air, possibly because his ex daddy is a deadbeat and his mother is psychotic....hahahha
I hate people who you hold the door for and they dont say thank u. What is that???
--When someone calls and I miss their phonecall, and TWO SECONDS later I call back and they dont pick up. Like where could you have gone in literally 1.53 seconds that I am calling back?
--Asian drivers. Enough said.
--People who dont undestand my sense of humor.
--Girls at Bally's who wear their hair down and flowing with fake eyelashes and tight spandex. Apparently I was unaware that we were at "club bally's."
--People who think they are cool. Knowing promotors and drinking out of their bottles doesnt make you cool. Neither does wearing an ugly Prada shirt, just because it says "prada" on the tag.
--"Ma...you look good, let me holla at chu..." Apparently they didnt get the memo that it really isnt going to pick up the classy type of girl. If you are NOT looking for a girl who wears hoops with her name in it, with stretchy jeans from jamaica ave tucked into her uptowns, with the diamond belt that says sexy in it, then please, try a different approach.
Top 10 things I love: Margaritas, Cooking, Being Italian, Reggaeton, Gummy Strawberries, Dancing, Sleeping, Advertising, Penguins & Pumps href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t" target="_blank">

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Its all so very simple. A genuine person. I could not ask for more.

Movies:

Crazy beautiful, The Notebook, Anchor Man, Derailed, How to loose a guy in 10 days, and of course Napolean Dynomite

Television:

Greys Anatomy, Gossip Girl, House

Books:

Scarlet Letter, Devil Wears Prada, The Awakening, The Bell Jar,A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Heroes:

Truth Is So Rare That It Is Delightful To Tell.