Posh Kittens win.
Meet my friend, Rik Vercoe. He can fly.
And he's a turtle too. Turtles can actually speak very good English. In fact, Rik's grasp of the english language is so good, he got turned down for a job at a callcentre for a large mobile phone company. Bad luck mate.
Here is another example of a flying turtle, a magical giant space turtle, abusing his size to manufacture a solar eclipse. We are fortunate that these magnificent creatures are neither very mischievous (mostly*) nor abundant, for this could have huge implications for how the entire universe works.
*For example, it is believed a space turtle was responsible for the last ice age, killing the dinosaurs (practically family) and hailing the rise of the mammal. But of course the turtle knew this.
My Favourite Artists this week:
Disclaimer: Contrary to anything you might read in my comments, particularly those posted by Jimmy Bee , I do not count myself a member of the Status Quo Appreciation Society for the Hard of Good Taste.
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