Chubbs

i'm better when drunk.
i chat shit 24/7
i prefer boys with manners,
girls without.
i drink Strongbow and brandy on the regular.
i cuddle and cotch more than you'd believe.
i'd choose Birmingham over London, anyday.
my mini is battered but insult it,
and you've no place in my heart.
i'm a pretty part-time friend. sorry.
but some of these friends
i'd do anything for.
i don't go to shows,
people got too pretentious.
bashment and grime
have a huge place in my heart.
i dutty wine and crip walk
at the most bizarre moments.
face of a 12 year old.
actual age: 22
so if your 16 stop friend requesting me.
its just wrong!
my life revolves around;
uni work,
getting drunk,
and making a tit of myself.
but it's boom! and I wouldn't change it.
i hardly use myspace.
facebook.
if you have a mac with ichat or aim..
entertain me while i'm at uni!