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Dick Whisky
Dave Waters, a South Side of Chicago native, started playing the bass at age 14. Being self taught, he never learned that the bassist was supposed to stand in the back and do low bass runs. So, sitting in his tin foil covered room as a teen, he'd smoke pot, take acid, eat shrooms and play his bass for days. All this paid off with a completely original style and unmatched skills.
Whisky Stix
Alex Fisher is a Wapakineta Ohio native, which is somewhere between Buttfuck and Egypt! This crazy bastard was into music since conception. He'd be hitten double bass drum rolls as a fetus in his momma's womb as his mom listened to early Metallica. He played his first show in a bar at age 13 with a death metal band. He was nervous, so a family friend that was an old school rocker gave him some advice. He told the pre pubesent alex "take that feeling in your stomach, and the shit in your bowels and suck them up deep inside and hold it until the nerves go away." Well, he's been holding his shit together all these years!
