Gabriel

I'd like to meet:

whoever wants to go get a beer, pple who like hearing the same jokes over and over, pple that aren't creepy and don't make me nautious, people who don't spill out their mindless political garbage about the candidate/politician they hate without anyone first at least giving them the impression that we actually wanted to know, the jerk who shot me in 2005, batman, Frank Black just so I can tell him "been trying to meet you", any living U.S. president, any dead U.S. president, you at the station (you can be there by 4:30 'cause I've made your reservation), talking muffins, Clearânse Salé, Meet Wad, anyone who knows what happened to preperations A-G, Ruby Tuesday, anyone who has actually gotten full from vegetables, pple who like cheese, Santa, other pple's imaginary friends, a pteridactyl, any fictional charicter, who-ever it was who "let the dog's out", the guy who invented cheesy salmon, Pythagoras, the man who put the ram in the ram alama ding dong, a woman who owns just one pair of shoes, spaghetti, slobs, anyone who can wear an "F" shirt, people willing to do my dishes for cheip cigarettes, space aliens, the infamous "they"...all of them, zorro, "that guy" or "that girl", pple who can appreciate the taste of windex, whoever put together the juke box at the commonwealth, anyone who's lost a couple of marbles or has a screw loose or has bats in their belfry has lights on but nobody home or who's elevator doesn't go to the top floor or who's not playing with a full deck...but only if LITERALLY, the guy who killed the expression "hella", anyone who still likes cheese, anyone who has tried "tomacco", Mike Nesmith