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I must have missed a memo

Ok THIS *wide, sweepy circle gesture in the air* was listed as a fashion DO (as opposed to a don't). Everything about this photo a DON'T with a capital go back inside and try it again before you come ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:50:00 GMT

Tired of wearing my snow pants

I don't know who said what about Hancock but the stuff I heard was mostly negative.WRONG! Hancock wassofuckinggood!!!! It didn't hurt that I adore Jason Bateman and Will Smith, but it was still so so ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:06:00 GMT

Golden Globes

I only get one channel, so I didn't watch the Golden Globes. Thanks to the internet and gossip websites, though, I can still see some of the wretched outfits our 'superstars' and their people pick. No...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:08:00 GMT

I hate cats Part deux

So now Herr Evil is running up and attacking Tara. I do not know what his problem is, but it is pissing me off. Of course, Tara is farting farts from the depths of hell right now,so I'm not too keen o...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:05:00 GMT

Devil cat from hell

So this cat lives in my house. I've had him for like weeks and he might be the most uninteresting cat I have ever encountered. The cat rescue lady who booked his stay with me says his name is Pea...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:07:00 GMT

Rules

The first rule of spelunking is don't follow little girls' voices into the cave. The second rule of spelunking is don't go spelunking. Coincidentally, the third rule of spelunking is don't go spelunki...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 18:02:00 GMT

It was a bet?

It was a bet? I was a bet? I feel like Laney Boggs at the end of Shes All That; like Julia Stiles at the end of that movie she made with Ledger, where he has all this dark hair and is so smoking hot i...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 13:40:00 GMT

Duh...

Bnob: I wish I hadn't started trimming those pricker bushes.Dumb girl: Why is that?Bnob: Well for one thing...they're pricker bushes. In my defense, I was just trying to make conversation and I wasn't...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:55:00 GMT

Someone has no idea what day it is.

Stupid man (7/2/2006 5:49:26 PM): just wanted to say happy 4th thats all Does the month start over again, because he im'd me?----------------------------------------------------Updat e: It better ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 18:23:00 GMT

And so it goes

so much for a month without stupid: Hi carrie hey i know your pissed off at me its all good im not gonna bug u for a month maybe things can chill out with us and u can try to forgive m...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:38:00 GMT