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Bethany

Everybody loves a slender ankle

About Me

I hate tomatoes. I love spaghetti sauce and ketchup. I am a contradiction. People who don’t know me well think I have direction. I am a slacker dressed in procrastinators’ clothing. I never remember when to use ‘s and s’. I can never immediately remember or hear the exact difference between Journey and Chicago, despite the fact that I know that Steve Perry is a member of Journey. I launder incessantly and enjoy doing so. I am analytical, emotional, and resilient. But most people think I lack depth. I love roller coasters and my amazing, fabulous RoxyKitty. I hate unibrows and I firmly believe girls who wear toe rings are trouble. I tend to be interested in areas of which I have no talent. I am an Art History major and am really excited if I can draw a 3d box. It is physically impossible for me to cut anything straight. I don’t eat meat and I put A-1 on scrambled eggs, mashed/homefried/pierogied potatoes. I enjoy older, slightly unconventional looking men (Sam Waterston, Liam Neeson, Matt Lauer, Kramer, Andrew McCarthy). Emily gives me warnings before I meet a boyfriends father. No matter how hard I try, I can't ever seem to get addicted to new tv shows. I am stuck on reruns of 'Buffy', Law and Order, and Sex & the City and whatever is on Nick at Nite or TVLand. I have a ridiculous memory for detail and selective total recall. I write frequently, when I remember how much I miss it. AIM is mustanggirl6999, no I'm not one of those uncreative people who is like "OOOH 69 heh heh".I had a '99 mustang and I would like to have a '69 'stang.Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

MINI-GOLF!!! Useless facts, pop culture trivia, Jaws (anything to do w/sharks), anything w/music,art, going to shows, people watching, reading, hinduism, nice people, balls,writing (no math!) and trying to figure out how smelly people can allow their odor to be so...odiferous.

I'd like to meet:

Prince Charming would disappoint me, Dave Gahan is asking for too much, sincerely nice, non-catty girls can be hard to come by, intellectual lightweights need not apply, waxed metro-sexuals make me feel unsexy, collarbones that jut out are hot so if you have those then you would be good...unless you like Simple Plan,Hoobastank,Master P or anything that sounds like any of those 3 then even your hot collarbones won't do. FYI...tall, skinny, and beaky is ideal.

Music:

I dig The Cure, Depeche Mode, Flogging Molly,Lupe Fiasco, Common Rider, Placebo, Radiohead, GNR,Madonna, Fiona Apple, Jill Scott,Tori Amos,BRMC, Billie Holiday, Flaming Lips, The Fratellis Lovage,The Pilfers, Common, Catch-22. Badly Drawn Boy,The Slackers, DJ Shadow, Tricky, Morcheeba, Gorillaz, Beck, Massive Attack, Jack Johnson, El-P, Aesop Rock, Elliot Smith, Mos Def, Handsome Boy Modeling School, The Clash, The Carpenters, Kenny Garrett, Soulive, RJD2, Frank Sinatra, Patsy Cline, Outkast, PJ Harvey,Doves, Joss Stone, RHCP, Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Billy Joel, Sade, Madeleine Peyroux, U2, Etta James, Duran Duran, NIN, Firewater, on and on and on.

Movies:

Jaws! Edward Scissorhands, Love Actually, Wizard of Oz, Star Wars (old school mostly), Lucky Number Slevin, Requiem for a Dream, Down With Love, The Dot and The Line, Mary Poppins, O, Brother Where Art Thou? Dead Poets Society,Running Scared, Muppets Take Manhattan, Motorcycle Diaries, Cinderella&Sleeping Beauty,Boondock Saints, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, 25th Hour, Moulin Rouge, Virgin Suicides, Beauty & The Beast,Cat Ballou, John Hughes movies, Magnolia, Fight Club, Kill Bill (both), Trainspotting, Shrek, and of course LOTR.

Television:

Sex and the City, Project Runway, House, Buffy, My So-Called Life, Law&Order, Price is Right when they play Plinko, Jeopardy, Cosby Show (but not that last season w/Cousin Pam and those like 5 minute long skits of The Cos and the annoying Raven Simone that just showcased how stupid kids can be and his amusement/skill with kids), Quantum Leap, Conan.I'm a lame girl:90210

Books:

Sex,Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Empire Falls, Wicked, Catch-22, Reading Lolita in Tehran, High Fidelity, Grimms Fairy Tales, Beowulf, Getting Over Jack Wagner, On the Road, The Hours, Motorcycle Diaries, The Dubliners, Matilda, BFG, Emma, Pride and Prejudice, To Kill a Mockingbird, Great Expectations, and Breakfast of Champions

Heroes:

The Princess of Power:Shera and Jem.

My Blog

Cliched and Dramatic, but True.

I woke up in the middle of the night and I missed him so intensely that it was wrenchingly palpable. My stomach dropped in yearning; my eyes squinted in the dark, trying to hold in tears tight; my th...
Posted by Bethany on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:46:00 PST

I've Got those Happy Feet

Here's something most people don't know about me. I love to dance.  Not organized thought out dancing but rather BethanyDancing, when any musical genre or dance style may make itself fl...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sleeping with Ghosts

So here it is, Saturday night 12:42 am. Well, I guess technically it's Sunday morning. Anyways, I just got back from the movies with Josh and Emily. We saw Polar Express and it was bright and lovely a...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Technology and My Ass

I love technological advances: the creative ways of plastic,"Plastics make things possible,". Cell phones, ipods, DNA testing, the indispensable-Al Gore-created internet, plasma tv's. These object...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Beef with Adam Corrolla, Sausage Man

Does it bother anyone besides me that Adam Corrolla (formerly of The Man Show, currently of Love Lines w/Dr. Drew) is a millionaire? I mean what sort of education does he have? What exactly are his ...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST