Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, The whole fucken Kardashian family, Those two stupid blonde bitches on Sunset Tan, Dr.90210, Ryan Seacrest, Pretty much anyone who hosts the E! Channel, Tyra Banks, Rosie O'Donnell, Jessica Simpson, Nicole Ritchie, The cast of Laguna Beach, etc. etc. That way I can slap them on the face and bring their stupid asses back to reality.