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Sabertooth

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About Me

Traffic jam booty.

My Interests

Captain's hats, kayaking, funny stories, golfing, making sushi, decorating, cleaning the kitchen, display, Orcas Island, quitting jobs for myself or others, phone booths, thrift shopping, crossword puzzles, the shape of Washingotn State, a well set table, silhouettes, coffee at 110 degrees

Music:

Damien Jurado, Alex Cuba, Kanye, Journey, The Arcade Fire, Neil Young, Prince, Neil Diamond, Sufjan Stevens, Shakira's Spanish albums, Air, Neko Case, Kelly Clarkson and Justin Timberlake (both of which are no longer guilty pleasures, just pleasures)

Movies:

Mad Hot Ballroom, Napoleon Dynamite, Waiting for Guffman, Winged Migration, Spellbound, Lost in Translation, Shawshank Redemption, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Maid to Order

Television:

Rob and Big, Nip/Tuck, Entourage, Arrested Development, Project Runway, My Super Sweet 16, Jeopardy!, Top Chef

Books:

David Sedaris, Sherman Alexie

Heroes:

People who get shit done.

My Blog

A Moment

I love those moments where everything is just right and there is no place you'd rather be.  They come to me randomly in situations that are all very different from each other.  There is no f...
Posted by Sabertooth on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:30:00 PST

Really???

OK.  What the fuck?  The last few days while I was driving home I encountered some ridiculous shit.  The first was a large RV with Oklahoma plates and a wierd little Oklahoma kid starin...
Posted by Sabertooth on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

Octopussy

Holy shit!  I had the best sushi ever tonight.  It topped off an already amazing day.  Let's begin: 6:30- Alarm clock plays some John in the Morning. 6:40- I rise. 7:38- I show up to wo...
Posted by Sabertooth on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

Vacation

Just got back from an awesome weekend on Orcas Island.  I highly recommend getting yourself away for even just a few days.  It's incredibly refreshing and simultaneously tiring.  Beauti...
Posted by Sabertooth on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST

Slicer

I cut the side of my finger off on the slicer at work.  I don't recommend it.   ...
Posted by Sabertooth on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

Dirty Words

What combination of words is worse:Andrew Lloyd WebberorRuth's Chris Steakhouse?
Posted by Sabertooth on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

Dance Off 2007 = SOUL

Here it is:  YouTube brought directly to you.  If you saw the dancing in person you can relive it here, or if you missed it get ready to regret not showing up to celebrate Nicole's 27th birt...
Posted by Sabertooth on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

Moist Towelette

Do you know what it feels like to find out that an 11ish year old boy was masturbating under a counter while you were talking to him?  I do.  And it feels dirty.  I washed away my disgu...
Posted by Sabertooth on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Got it

Just hit 600!
Posted by Sabertooth on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

13 To Go

Come on dutiful readers, bring my blog views up to 600, just 13 to go.  Who actually reads this shit?  I guess since you're already here you'll be interested in knowing that as of Monday I o...
Posted by Sabertooth on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST