one time i dated a retarded girl on accident. one time this deaf chick wouldn't stop calling me. one time i fell for a stripper. my grandma says i'll marry at 30. i better hurry times a tickin. i have commitment issues. i like hugh grant movies. except that last one. hippies piss me off, but i try to be patient with them. my family's a bunch of tree huggers. As a child we lived on a commune briefly but were asked to leave, my pop, he was a bit violent. my ma just moved back to one... go ma!!! two things i hate, taxes and checking my myspace no one ever sends me comments i'm an acid reflux survivor. for names to drop and drop them. i pay attention to zodiac signs.i'm kind of bitter but fuck it.....i just said but fuck, ha. i got a job. i got benefets. i got business cards. you want one? i'm a hustler homie ask about me. google me. there was a time in my life where i was the white guy with dreads who now annoys me to no end. i probably won't read your profile, Here's a secret, nobody does. they just look i don't fuck with capicorns. or aquarius chicks for that matter. and let's just say my venus is in my tenth house, if ya catch my drift. i like the word twilight but seldom use it. i'm a vegeterian, but i don't give a shit about animals one way or the other. i think the peta people are a bunch of dumb asses. ask me why i'll tell you why....."why Tom?" because. nuff said. I notice alot of kids on here are fond of photoshop, that's cool, whatever, false advertisement. I'm secretly jealous of jewish people because god chose them and not me, bastards. Canada banned me from their country. no to - long distance relationships. yes to - ripe avocados and the first day of spring. i read books. i play cards. i do crosswords. i like board games. i had a dictionary but i lost it. i'm good at arguing but i don't like to. i can roll anywhere and chill.....ANYWHERE style, you hear me? more places than you. i'm cereal. i love my mom. my little sister's the shit. my big sis kicks ass. oyu ain't never gonna meet a cat more honest than me. i'm trying to curb that shit. cats say i'm real. being real's over rated. my friends like me alot. at times i'm very witty, other times i suck. i've been called a smart ass. it works well in person not so good in letters. i was born in LeRoy yea over there somewhere i like new york alright, it's cool i guess, it's like a big shopping mall, i heard it was better in the 80's. i wrote most this shit a year ago a lot has changed since then but not enough to re-do my whole page over. i'm more tired than sad. my look for this summer is "urban wasp". i hope it works out. i send my laundry out to get done. they keep shrinkin' my shit. bastards. i take pride in my work, but it doesn't define me. I Love Leah!
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