masterbation, but I've moved up to using lubrication these days. too many calluses.... oh yeah, and writing. but not about grinding the old beans. about life and death and razor blades. oceans of blood. light/dark, heaven/hell, intoxication/sobriety, fire/water, crazy/sane, beautiful/ugly, horrid/splendid. flip vs flop. Living dead. Ugly innocence. Beautiful hate. Crass/Motzart. high vs low. The Circumstantial circumventions, and poetic plagerizations of an everyday thinking man.
I'd like to meet:
John Lenon, Lenny Bruce, Anthony Kiedes, Fat Mike, Abraham Lincoln, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Myself in 20years, Peter Falk, George Pepard ("I love it when a plan comes together"),Dennis Leary, Jim Morisson, Janis Joplin, Jerry Stahl, Butch, Esmeralda vela lobos, Steve Byrd, Daron Malakian, Lois Griffin, Grissley Adams, Wednesday Adams, Ceasar Romero, Eddie Dean (RIP), Freddy Mercury, Erasmo Alba. Yadda-Yadda-Yadda...
You know what I was thinkin' about, I think I'd like to meet a kangaroo so I could punch him in the eye. (I hear they box) And I'd like to meet a cursing mime,That would be a blast at a party!!
Music:
NOFX rocks, THE VANDALS hella rule. And you know what? GUTTERMOUTH will always hold a special place in my heart. they started the punk rock part of my life. NIRVANA is great. doesn't the name say it all. RIP Kurt Cobain and god speed Francis Bean Cobain. none of these songs were written by Cobain, but he performs them very well. "Oh me" and "Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam" those are some of my favorites. I Also dig older R.E.M. All ALICE IN CHAINS. SMASHING PUMPKINS. MEGA DEATH. FLEETWOOD MAC. ERIC CLAPTON, in all of his many splendid forms.
PRIMUS. MOLDY PEACHES. LAMB CHOP. BLACK SABBATH. I'm a sucker for the BEATTLES, the darker stuff. B- BOYS makin' with the freak- freak, DROP KICK MURPHY, Fuckin' OZZY, PINK FLOYD, BOB MARLEY, JIMMY CLIFF, JIMMY BUFFET, BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, System of a fuckin' Down! SUBLIME, I've been playin' alot of MANSON recently, and how could I forget the all important TOOL- MAYNARD RULES!!. I could keep goin' for ever but I won't do that to you. Let's just say I'm eclectic.........
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Movies:
have you seen Permanent Midnight w/ ben stiller? Wow. Also the movie called The Secretary w/ maggie Gyllenhaal, and Donnie Darko (sounds like a superhero,eh?). Full Metal Jackets, the first two Scary Movies. Forest Gump- the best movie ever, White Oleander, Center of the World. the Indiana Jones movies. I realy like the old horrors flicks also. King Kong scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. The Kevin Smith movies. Talladega Nights, Stranger that Fiction, Boogie Nights, Howl's moving Castle, Spirited Away, I enjoy the John Wayne westerns, And as before the list could go forever...
Television:
the venture brothers.
Nip/Tuck
Aquateen Hunger Force
Family guy
"Good news everyone" I also watch Futurama.
Metalocaplypse is the most brutal thing since sliced bread!! And for some reason, God save me The History chanel has me held prisoner. That's about all I would go out of my way to watch.
Books:
Needful Things, Tommy Knockers, It, the Stand, The Dark Tower series, 'Salem's Lot, Christine, The Richard Bachman Collection,The Shinning, The Green Mile. Etc.
I dig true crime novels as well; Presumed Innocent, The Client. You know, those Grisham-esque books.
Edgar Allan Poe is another good one, so is Lovecraft (I think I read every Lovecraft book there is when I was in highschool) James patterson is awesome, I like the Alex Cross books. Dean Koontz is good, I went through a phase where All I read was Koontz, The Hide Away and Intensity are the two that stick out. I like reading about gore and intense stuff like that. Chopping Block is funny and I like the Rob Zombie comics. I think poetry is fasicinating also, White Oleander and Scar Tissue and Still Life With Crows and Relic ( the Pendergast Novels), Native son, Lord of the Flies, Cats Cradel, All Quiet on the Western Front, and Johnny Get your Gun. I just read Catcher in the Rye, good book , reminds me of the movie Taxi Driver
Heroes:
1. Sean Connery as James Bond
2. Han Solo he's just such an asshole but the chicks love him
3. Brock Sampson. He beats every body up. He always gets laid. And he's got a hell's fire Dodge Charger.
4. Fat Mike one of the greatest bass player/ producer/song writer to ever live.
5. Dr. Seuse, great word play
6.Eminem for the same reson as number 5. How does he do it?
7. Jerry Stahl, cause I'm a writer who believes he thinks outside the box as wellpre "Fat" Mike. oi-oi-oi
