trivisonno

i was left on the doorstep of a man and woman when i was 3.2 months old. my real parents, Carl and shalala were gypsies. nancy and glenn, my second parents, are scientists for NASA. i've never been to the moon, mom says its theraputic. when i was 12 i went to canada for a summer to visit my parapalegic grandmother. after her arm fell off at a routine Niagra Falls visit, i decided it was time to go home. when i arrived at my house my father had claimed he invented the flux capacitor. when our delorean hits 88.8 mph nothing happens. my dad gets pulled over a lot. i am now attending yoga sessions with tiger woods and john mayer twice a week. my favorite child memory is visiting the berlin wall as it was being torn down. i hate the wizard of oz. my first word was Ethiopia. when i was five my parents wrote the Q encyclopedia and made millions. we now live in a huge mansion and our butler clarence serves me warm tea every night before i fall asleep to him playing the harp.