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moi

i don't wanna be your punching bag

About Me

..Before you read anything, I have to warn you, I'm not much of a salesman. And if you are one of the ladies, then don't expect much out of me, because I'm absolutely awful at acting interesting and I don't have much in the way of flash or charm or any of those other things you seem to so enjoy. That doesn't mean it's not there. You just have to look for it.
Some people say I'm complex. I'm actually very simple. Some people say I've changed. I'm really still the same guy as before. Some people don't understand me. But nobody seems to really try. I seem to have made enemies somehow, but the truth is that all I want is everyone to get along. I expect impossible things from myself. And I never fail to criticize myself, so you won't have to worry about that. I'm probably too sensitive to be crawling around on the internet, but here I am. Anyways, the pictures will provide you with enough information about me physically. Anything else you need to know I can answer for you, as long as you ask me.

DELIVER ME


I will go to hell and back for you, but only once on good will. And I have an incredibly good memory. That could be good or bad, depending on who you are.

My Interests

I am a big music guy. I'm going to be attending the University of Gueplh starting next month. I'm interested in a lot of things, even if I hate them, so chances are you and I could share at least one interest.
Please do your part to stop destroying the planet we inhabit.

I'd like to meet:

You, and other people like you, provided you don't dislike me and have mean things to say about people.

Music:

--AC/DC
--Alexisonfire
--The Arcade Fire
--Big Wreck
--Billy Idol
--Billy Talent
--The Dandy Warhols
--The Dears
--Foo Fighters
--Green Day
--The Guess Who
--Johnny Cash
--KoRn
--Led Zeppelin
--Lenny Kravitz
--Marble Index
--Mars Volta
--Matthew Good Band
--Matthew Good
--The Music
--Nine Inch Nails
--Oasis
--Our Lady Peace
--Pearl Jam
--A Perfect Circle
--Rage Against the Machine
--Red Hot Chili Peppers
--Rush
--Sam Roberts
--Sloan
--Slipknot
--Sublime
--Thornley
--Tool
--U2
--Van Halen
--Weezer
and soo many more but I grew tired of typing.
Edge 102.1 kicks your ass.

Movies:

So many...
|Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
|Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
|Airplane
|Anchorman
|Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
|Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
|Austin Powers: Goldmember
|Big Daddy
|Billy Madison
|Blazing Saddles
|Catch Me If You Can
|Dodgeball
|Dr. Strangelove
|Dumb and Dumber
|Escape from New York
|Escape from LA
|Eurotrip
|Ferris Bueller's Day Off
|Girl Next Door
|Gone In Sixty Seconds
|Happy Gilmore
|Harold & Kumar: Go To White Castle
|High Anxiety
|It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
|James Bond: Goldeneye
|James Bond: Goldfinger
|James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies
|Jerry McGuire
|Kill Bill Vol. 1
|Kill Bill Vol. 2
|Lucky Number Slevin
|Meet The Parents
|Meet The Fockers
|Monty Python and the Holy Grail
|Mr. Deeds
|Naked Gun: From The Files of the Police Squad
|Naked Gun 2 1/2
|Naked Gun 33 1/3
|Ocean's Eleven
|Ocean's Twelve
|Old School
|Pirates of the Carribean
|Ray
|Robin Hood: Men In Tights
|School Of Rock
|South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
|Spaceballs
|Star Wars: A New Hope
|Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
|Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
|Starsky & Hutch
|The Bourne Identity
|The Bourne Supremacy
|The Great Escape
|The Italian Job
|The Mask of Zorro
|The Matrix
|The Matrix: Reloaded
|The Matrix: Revolutions
|The Replacements
|The Rock
|This Is Spinal Tap
|V for Vendetta
|Van Wilder
|Young Frankenstein
|Zoolander
And probably a bunch more, but that's all I got for right now

Television:

-... Chappelle's Show
-... 24
-... The Simpsons

My Blog

the view

In a world where the media already has too much sway over the general public, and in the same world as such an obscene level of political correctness prevents people from making any real statement or ...
Posted by moi on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

monkey in the middle

The charade is nothing more than the insult. The injury comes much more suddenly and unexpectedly. Undoubtedly, people will attempt to justify their actions and behaviours should you raise the issue w...
Posted by moi on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST

Independence Day

Fighting for something you believe in is never a lost cause. But when the lies run dry, there is no cause left to fight for; nothing to believe in. Through all the bullshit that clouds everyone's view...
Posted by moi on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:10:00 PST

global warming

The snake: a slim slithering serpent sliding through the grass, tongue flicking in and out of its mouth, searching for its prey. Coiling calmy collecting itself to strike at its prize, the snake emplo...
Posted by moi on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

les miserables

Every day, erosion claims another small piece of the world. Metaphorically and otherwise. Time and friction, two small forces that never stop taking their toll on everything, slowly destroy the planet...
Posted by moi on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

lack of songs

Anyone can write. It takes some ability to write well. It takes talent to write well with ease. I can't, for the life of me, seem to write any lyrics. I have a lot that I want to say, and emotions I w...
Posted by moi on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

marketing

"We're going to make you LOVE US!" A slogan painted on the side of an otherwise bland, white truck. Is it my cynicism or my distaste for arrogance that makes me hate that silly red catchphrase? Appare...
Posted by moi on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

Christmas is turning blue

Every year the most magical day of the year loses more of its soul. If people need only one example to see why North America is sinking, they need only look out the window. The skies are dark with rai...
Posted by moi on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

idle syndrome

You push as hard as you can for so long, and then, suddenly, you don't have to push anymore. What results is a feeling I detest so thoroughly that I can no longer decide which is worse: the pushing, o...
Posted by moi on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

here i go again on my own

The only thing I detest about myself entirely, is my mental hang-up when it comes to relationships, and/or romantic involvement. I make so many mistakes, and even when I was presented with a nearly fo...
Posted by moi on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST