Hi. This is me. I’m Danish. Which seems to explain if not everything, then probably about half of what I’m about. The other half I have no coherent explanation for. Politically, I’m a social-liberal Dane. That is, to the American audience: a raging, unapologetic progressive and/or a bleeding-heart liberal. I am a huge pessimist, and a greater optimist. Or the reverse - depending on, among other things: the weather, what I had for breakfast, and if a stranger just smiled at me in the street. I’ve played the drums, boxed, smoked cigarettes, been a bike messenger, worked with kids with ADD in an inner city public school, and driven across the South in a ’79 Dodge Van, which I now have to sell. Which sucks. But that’s all in the past. I love America, and fear and loathe it. I think I love it more, though. That’s the optimist talking right there, and this hasn’t even been a particularly great day. The thing is, I do love American cinema and literature, cowboys, hip-hop, large cities, basketball, and cinnamon-flavored candy. And Dr. Pepper and Detroit cars from the 1980s. Also, I like tomorrow better than yesterday. And that’s almost as good as an American passport, only without the benefits. I’m often willfully and demonstratively socially inept. Sometimes just socially inept. And so fucking hilarious that people don’t even get my jokes.
I am 15% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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