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Daze(AWONKA WONKA)

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About Me

INSTEAD OF RAMBLING ON ABOUT MYSELF, LET ME INDULGE YOU WITH A LITTLE PERSONAL STORY.....FOR FIVE YEARS I LIVED UNCOMFORTABLY WITH TRIX THE RABBIT UNTIL HE STARTED TO HIT THE SAUCE PRETTY HARD.HE'S UNBEARABLE WHEN HE'S DRUNK OFF OF SUGAR AND GLUCOSE.NOW I KNOW WHY THEM DAMN LITTLE BASTARDS WOULDN'T GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL.HE SOLD HIS WHITE FURRY ASS FOR A HIT ONCE,IT WAS SAD.NOW WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE SINCE HE STOLE ALL MY BELONGINGS TO SUPPLY HIS HABIT.PERSONALLY I HATE HIM BUT NOT FOR WHO HE IS BUT WHAT HE'S BECOME.OH HOW HARD OUR HEROES FALL WHEN REALITY TAKES A GIANT CRAP ON OUR COLLECTIVE BLINDNESS WE CALL NAIVETE.

My Interests

THE ASIAN CULTURE, FILM, DIRECTING, MUSIC, SKATEBOARDING, DRINKING, WRITING, BREATHING, THINKING, TOUCHING, FEELING, GETTING LOST IN MY THOUGHTS, BEING THE COOLEST GUY TO EVER SMACK A FLYING TURTLE, I WONT SAY ANYMORE CAUSE I CANT BEAT THAT.

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT IS COOL ENOUGH TO PLAY UKELELES UNDER WATER WHILE SNIFFING THE SOCKS OF A BUDDIST MONK.IF NOT THAN THATS COOL ALSO.WHAT EVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

ROCK, CLASSICAL ROCK, HIP-HOP(NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH RAP), METAL, J-CORE, ALTERNATIVE, FREESTYLE, TECHNO, DANCE, ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY CAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS. AWONKA WONKA!!!

Movies:

THIS IS MY HOBBY/INTEREST/CAREER SO IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO NAME THEM ALL.BUT I WILL LIST SOME DIRECTORS FOR PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE IN INTEREST IN MOVIES(MOST ARE NOT WELL KNOWN BUT WORTH A LOOK AT). . . . . LUIS BUNUEL(THE ORIGINATOR OF THE WEIRD), AKIRA KUROSAWA, SERGEI EISENSTEIN, D.W. GRIFFITH, STANLEY KUBRICK, FRITZ LANG, ROMAN POLANSKI, JEAN RENOIR, MARTIN SCORSESE, OLIVER STONE, ORSON WELLES, DARREN ARONOFSKY

Television:

ONLY IF THERE IS A GOOD MOVIE ON WHICH IS ALMOST NEVER SO ONLY FOR SPORTS.

Books:

READ AS OFTEN AS I POSSIBLY CAN.THATS IT.

My Blog

WHO IS THIS???

SERIOUSLY NOW WHERE THE HELL IS MY WALLET?I GAVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS BUT YOU BOUGHT 30 DOLLARS WORTH OF TOILET PAPER.HOW MUCH TP CAN ONE PERSON NEED.FOR CHRIST SAKE,PUT DOWN THE RAZOR AND SPARE THAT KITT...
Posted by Daze(AWONKA WONKA) on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST