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About Me

It's interesting trying to write about yourself. I'm not going to try to sell myself because what I think about me doesn't really matter. 9 times out of 10 people will view me in a completely different way from how I view myself. Get to know me and form your own opinion. You will probably hate me, but you might be surprised and actually enjoy my company.

My Interests

river dancing, milking goats, lighting candles, practicing esp on animals, rapping (I'm a bad ass MC), brushing my teeth, mapping hurricanes, drawing on steamy mirrors, deciphering top secret messages with my decoder ring, dressing up like my favorite Disney characters, tea parties, churning butter, making up my own languages, wearing bright purple gloves, following my friend around town (he doesn't know he's my friend yet), practicing Klingon (Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam), and practicing the Elvish language of Middle Earth (Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina)

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom (I hear she gives terrific head)............and you. Anybody is welcome.

Music:

Would you consider the hooting of owls or the lonely cry of the wolf music? I'm not really into music all that much (except for Wing...she owns).

Movies:

Kazaam, Steel (I love Shaquille O'Neal), Spice World, Cool As Ice, From Justin To Kelly, Glitter, Mother May I Sleep With Danger?, Sweating To The Oldies With Richard Simmons, and anything with Steven Seagal in it

Television:

Home Shopping Network, QVC, Girls Gone Wild Infomercials, the TV Guide Channel, Taradise, and the 700 Club are a few of my favorites.

Books:

Chicken Soup For The Soul, the White Pages, Sex For Dummies (very informative), Good Girl Bad Girl: An Insider's Biography of Whitney Houston, and anything by Dr. Phil

Heroes:

Gilbert Gottfried

My Blog

Weddings (shudder)...

I'm headed down to Florida in a couple of days to witness the union of Amy & Joel!!! Yay! Joel's finally gonna make an honest woman of my girl.I am excited, but at the same time I am completely te...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

Burning Airlines Give You So Much More...

I have to move in a little over 24 hrs. Sylvia's been there for almost a month now and is probably almost, if not completely, settled in. I, on the other hand, have not packed a single item despite my...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:10:00 PST

Oh....My....God...

I, stupidly, got caught up in YouTube craziness and my curiosity got the best of me. Check out people's reactions to watching the video: I wanted to see what all the fuss was about and ...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:54:00 PST

Brrrrr...

It's finally cooling down which means the end of another wonderful summer season. Time to prepare for the cold. Thanks to Rob & Ana, there were a lot of great summer bbq's this year. Because I lov...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST

Need an explanation...

Can somebody tell me why I have a voicemail of some dude singing Bush's Glycerine?
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:43:00 PST

Eew....

My myspace got hacked. I feel totally violated. I could've swore this was MYspace and not HACKERspace or STUPID ADVERTISEMENTspace. I got slammed with text messages and messages fro...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

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I decided to post a blog since it's been a while. I don't really have anything to say. I've been busy...Sorry to those out there who have called, emailed, text messaged and received no response. I've ...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:40:00 PST

Pictures Of You...

When it comes to taking pictures, I'm a complete ditz. I will go on a trip for 2 weeks and manage to take 5 pictures. On my most recent trip to Florida, I handed my camera off to Joel. I figured he'd ...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:29:00 PST

BTW...

Because of a combination of Robert's laziness and my refusal to pay $3350/month for an apartment that I think isn't worth the $2700 we pay for it now, Erk & Robert are moving to Florida and I'm mo...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST

It's That Time Again...

To all my Florida peeps:I'll be touching down in Florida this Saturday, the 14th. You know what this means....Tucknee!!! Tucknee trip on Sunday, the 15th.Also, I believe we're going to have a barbecue...
Posted by Fake Plastic Cass on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:23:00 PST