what karate kid taught us... |
1. Your mom should become a waitress because there's no money in computers (it's in the movie people, watch it again if you don't believe me..) 2. If you learn 3 core karate moves by doing chores...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:36:00 GMT |
I'm in love with a vomit machine. |
It's funny how you can love someone so much that treats you so badly...Of course I'm talking about Sammy.He's peed in my hair, threw up on my face, ripped the glasses off my face, spit up on my nice w...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 06:12:00 GMT |
c*ntry |
So I have this great idea.I should totally start an all-girl county-western band that plays nothing but cover songs of non-country musix. Now, keep in mind that I can't sing or play an instrument (ou...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:37:00 GMT |
About being a mommy... |
I love it, I absolutely LOOOVE it! Sammy is the greatest ever! I will say that I don't like breastfeeding and pumping really sucks but ehhhhh... I am the milk machine. Scott called me a cow woman,...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:34:00 GMT |
Make way for the Stay Puff Marshmallow Woman!!! |
Seriously....
Now the swelling has begun. My shoes that were two sizes too big, now my chubby little feet are swollen over them. It's actually pretty funny looking. I look like a but...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:59:00 GMT |
Get this beast out of me... |
This baby is going to be huge. The nurse at my maternity gym class predicted 9 lbs. WHAT?!! I can't squeeze out a nine pounder! Is this punishment for all the mean things I've ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:38:00 GMT |
Single Mother Mary |
There's a house down the road that put up a nativity scene... except missing some key pieces. I'm not just talking about the wise men or some sheepies here either, they don't even have the baby ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:27:00 GMT |
attack of the dog |
So I almost got attacked by our neighbor's dog yesterday. It's a mangy mixed breed of German Shepherd. I went to put my bike in the building and it got out and snarled and growled at m...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:55:00 GMT |
So my girl ended up having a doodle.. |
That's right everybody... it's a boy! My poor little boy, it has no chance, it will be short, bald, and fat.
Sorry kid!
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:24:00 GMT |
I think I felt the baby kick, or was that just gas? |
So, I'm in the second trimester now, which is supposed to be the "best trimester" but I can tell you that's a damn hell ass lie. I've been sick almost everyday, even running to go throw up in th...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:59:00 GMT |
