andrey [Aesthetic Indifference]

About Me

check it out. i'm an emo, scene, metrosexual fag who desperately cares what other people think about me. i hate my parents because they just don't understand me and what i'm going through. i do cocaine on the weekends because all my friends to it, but i'll be straightedge till the day i die. i go to AA meetings because it's cool and a great place to pick up broken, depressed, attention-starved sluts. i practically live at hot topic. i'm an art major and love taking black and white photos of stupid shit laying around my house and turning them upside down so they look deep and meaningful. my girlfriend looks just like me except she wears more makeup. she lives like 200 miles away in barstow and i bum rides off my friends to see her every weekend, just so we can sit together and watch tv for about half and hour. i think she's cheating on me. me and my friends go to hardcore shows and stand in the back with our arms crossed and talk shit on everyone who is stupid enough to be in the crowd having a good time. i have a sidekick phone and text girls i met on myspace constantly. i'm also on aim 24 hours a day. i've been on aim for 8 months straight on my phone. my last record was 5 and a half months until i threw my old sidekick at the wall and broke it when my bitch mom told me to get a job. i have like 400 dollar phone bills but i don't care because my parents pay for it and i hate them anyway. i weigh like 95 pounds and am bulemic. i am also vegan by the way. watching all you barbaric monsters enjoying your delicious meat products made from animals that exist only to be slaughtered makes me want to go throw up my vegitarian pita wrap. i have dual sleeves and cut myself after a hard day of myspace and text messages. i listen to music with crucial breakdowns and poignant lyrics that talk about stuff that really matters, like brotherhood, loyalty, and being in the pit. i don't like any of that shit they play on the radio except my chemical romance, panic! at the disco, and 50 cent. i spend all my free time on myspace, posting bulletins about how bored i am and how "effing amazing...last night...[was]". this takes up pretty much the whole day since i don't have a job or a car or an education. but i dont care because one of these days, my hardcore band "burning autumn tears" will get famous and i can act like a pompous prick and get paid for it. if you found this page and have less than 10,000 friends or only have normal pictures of you looking at the camera, then stay away from me. don't bother sending me a friend request because i'll smugly deny it. you don't deserve to have your lame pixels taking up space on my page. you don't deserve to have me as a cyber-"friend".

My Interests

barely scraping by, slipping through the cracks, and creating crises

I'd like to meet:

I don't sympathize with wack hoes and wimpy guys
You can give me some head but keep the breakfast in bed

I think all rappers are poet laureates in disguise, case in point - "Bitch, please. You must have a mental disease. Assume the position and get back down on your knees." (Said in perfect english with a slight british accent). Genius.

Music:

the sound of a thousand anuses being torn open by an army of black wangs

Movies:

porn

Television:

soft-core HBO porn

Books:

i don't think i even remember how to read by now.

Heroes:

any guy who is ugly/hairy/untalented/small penis but still gets tons of pussy because he treats women like complete shit, which they love him for.

My Blog

life blows

i'm over aa, i'm over school, and i'm definately over my job. all the novelty wore off and now it just sucks. i don't even care about my year. and worst of all, i have to write a fuc...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

CHARELS STORY V. 2.982.90.1.1002B

Charles Spelly Schect stood at the door of his latest romantic interest, Kathy. Charles was wearing a ratty t-shirt that looked like the front of a tuxedo that he stole out of a dumpster behind ...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:50:00 PST

my vacation to the mother country (part one)

Well let me start off by saying that if you for some godforsaken reason (well, andrey went there, and he's a B.A.M.F. so maybe I SHOULD TRY IT?!?!!!!) ever decide to travel to russia/ukraine/kjkzdhjrh...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:05:00 PST

to the fairer sex:

for all the women who are curious about my wildly exotic sex life (ROLFLFOLERL) here's my take on this college-level survey We all know we have some freaks on myspace, some may be on your frien...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

read this

Session Start (thekillingveil:Alyssa xs yuh): Sat Jun 10 12:36:25 2006[12:36:25] Alyssa xs yuh: what do you have against black people?[12:36:31] tHE kiLlInG VeIL: nothing[12:36:33] tHE kiLlInG VeIL: i...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:43:00 PST

reflections on the end of school

so i'm going to be graduating next week. i received a heartfelt telephone message from our beloved principal about some bullshit bakalareyuate crap on sunday that i am most definately not going ...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

raped again

----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: andrey Date: Jun 4, 2006 9:48 PM HAHAHAHAH RAPED, IDIOT A-HA! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: xtremelysweet Date: ...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

follow-up to "so it goes" (READ THIS)

so i found this on the interweb, a rant about women. figured it was valid. i liked it, anyway. it was written by a debbie goad. so don't bitch about only guys hating women.&nbs...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:24:00 PST

"so it goes"

so this is another post about women. first let me say that a woman's job consists of three things - anal, swallowing loads, and shutting up. it says so in the bible. (crotchduster). ...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST

i am your higher power

so i came to the conclusion that i'm completely self-obsessed, and i love it. just like the book says, selfish and self-centered, that's me. it's all about ME ME ME ME ME 100% 24/7 ALL THE...
Posted by andrey [Aesthetic Indifference] on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:21:00 PST