Im Lucifer
I live in the one and only Londontown
Bit exciting
I like cumcumber
I grow them at home
& enter them into competitions.
Sally won last week
I was so proud
I like music
Espcially techno & dance
Or Emo Bands
I like the cloned emo kids
Youll see me mixing my discs with my cucumber supporters
Every saturday night
Alternatively we practice writing suicide notes
You need good penmanship
You dont want to deprive someone of the knowledge
That THIS IS ALL THEIR FAULT
Im awesome
I wear pink
ALOT
In fact
Its my favorite colour
My room, My sheets, My hair, My hamster
everything is pink
I like to sing in the shower
And dance in the rain
Run naked around church
And cook
Its pretty much all I do
Oh I tell a lie, last wednesday I sang at church
I sang sex bomb by Tom Jones...he's my hero
It was great
I am pansexual
This means I like to have sex with pans
Or anything with a handle
And lastly I play the mandalin
Im soo good
I sometimes play to my cucumber collection
My mummy is so proud
(most of the above information is not true. Tonie made it up for pleasure & she did get alot of pleasure out of it, I'll tell you that for nothing)but Larisa edited it and she's super cool for doing so. =]
