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About Me

Having had my Myspace robbed I realise how hard the "About Me" section is so have decided to write a list instead. I love: toffee flavour lipgloss, wearing new socks, good music, random useless fatcs, young children being innocently yet brutally offensive, cats, marzipan, art, seeing ur breath when its cold, quaddy voddys, strangers saying hello (not wierdos on trains though) dreams, literature, slippers, pissin about and being narcissistic, voyeuristic and wasting time on things like myspace. Its not my fault, it's human nature. I have tendencies to commentate emtional scenes in films in a lame attempt to be funny and cool. If you catch me watching them alone i will be weeping like a child. I dont like: cotton wool, people squeaking their knife on the plate, men in vests, cushions of truth, Rebecca Loos, being poked/shoved or jostled unnecessarily. Customers putting their money on the bar when your standing with your hand out, aggressive drunks, fake or insincere affection, like girls hugging people they don't like or know, its weird, and people not wearing their seatbelts. retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Peter Kaye: for a laugh, Danny Dyer: for a kiss, Michael Foucault: for a chat, Kelly Jones: for a sing song, apart from that, anyone is game.

My Blog

claw machines

I have recently come back from 2 weeks in Florida, land of Mickey Mouse, Spongebob and Ariel. Yes people, its as amazing as u imagine. But i can also say the highlight of my 2 weeks was not the multi ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 14:33:00 GMT

i met liam

I bumped into Liam Gallagher in Harrods before Christmas. I made him laugh. Enough said xx
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:49:00 GMT

skinner spotting

To all those people who thought it was hilarious that i purchased tickets to the Royal Chelsea Flower Show, (you know who are!) life has come round to bite you on the arse. Basking in the sun drinkin ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 03:44:00 GMT