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Matt [nothing clever]

I am here for Friends

About Me

myspace is a joke.

My Interests

driving around, reading, breastisis, laughing, my eggplant garden

I'd like to meet:

none of you. i don't really like people. if i did, i would meet them in person. myspace is just a selfish, hypocritical way for me to dig up dirt on...everyone.

Music:

equal opportunity. i'll listen to anything.

Movies:

you would think that working in a video store meant i watch movies... i doubt i've seen a single movie since Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Television:

Haha I'm not into this either. Sometimes, if I'm incredibly motivated, I'll stay up late to watch That 70's Show. Or Roseanne. Holy shit, ma, call the doctor, this kid's a fucking loser!

Books:

everything. i love reading....=/ never said i wasn't dorky.

Heroes:

judy, who doesn't do hardcore drugs. SO NEITHER WILL I! and Mr. Joe Video, himself.

My Blog

Suicide Note

hey. i just wanted to apologize to everyone for my behavior these past few weeks. it's not my fault, really. it isn't easy dealing with penile cancer and gonorrhea at the same time. i appreciate y...
Posted by Matt [nothing clever] on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST