Ash Money profile picture

Ash Money

I used to be a people watcher, now I make sure they watch me

About Me

So if you were to ask me how I feel about public bathrooms, I would reply that, "I am not a fan, but I am not afraid?"I like anything that looks good, but it needs substance too, don't worry I see through you, with my clear blue eyes, and have no tears to cry, I happen to be a real tough guy. You can't beat me down with wooden bats, its a mother fucking fact, I'm too quick to react, and while you're swingin you'll be bitch slapped. I am as handsome as handsome gets, yet remain eternally graceful. I like driving fast with good beats. Meet me out in the street, that's where I compete. I have a good sense of humor and a GREAT sense of adventure.

My Interests

Orignal theme parties, slurpies with those straws that have a scoop on one end, currently writing and illustrating a visual dictionary of my dance moves, Ihave a short story I am working on turning into a screenplayintelligent/inspiring women, Making people with big mouths and egos shut up and sit down after I show them what it really means to be an asshole. RACING, yeah all of it.

I'd like to meet:

The guys on Car Talk, my long lost imaginary friend from childhood - the one that played with my neighbor instead of me, people who frequent convience stores, The kids that used to pick on me in middle school, yeah I'm 225lbs of pain now bitches, The people at Wal-Mart at 3 am besides me

Music:

Anything with a beat. Drum and Bass, watching a dj spin records. Some rock, not much of a radio top 40 listener, but give me anything from Pink Floyd to Mos Def, I'm down. It's all about the mood and the music fitting the atmosphere.

Movies:


A Awesome
S Sexy
H Honorable

M Mysterious
O Odd
N Naughty
E Exquisite
Y Yummy
form method=

Television:

The Simpsons, always charming and witty like myself, Family Guy is Freakin Sweet,

Books:

"Mall" by Eric Bogosian (sp?), best book, true page turner that inspires my writing.

Heroes:

Dale Earnhardt, Speed Racer, artists and musicians, and of course myself

My Blog

the future

And remember the words lost from power shortages, the global economy saying fuck you because money isn't what always gets a job done any more. People always say they are afraid of becoming their pare...
Posted by Ash Money on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:54:00 PST