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Funki3_Munki3

come be my sex slave! lets play s&m!

About Me

my name be esther the fucker and I have a small pussy, spunky when I'm blowing, crazy when I'm sucking, hyper in many positions and i happen to be an ugly fat asian. yes i have a fugly boyfriend and i have like two worst friends and one sister that I fuck: annie kim, hannah lee, and naomi himayouni is my sister :-). i want to either be a prostitute or a child molester. i analyze everything and everyone inside me, including myself (yes, I masturbate looking at my boyfriend's picture b/c he refuses to have sex with me). i come from a family of porn artists, but i have artistic ability in having extreme sex. i go to ghchs. i love cars and computers because they can go in me and I talk about them constantly with cum. i am a tomboy because im a hermaphrodite. im NOT a typical girl- i can do something called GIVE heads. yes, i know prostitute street names. wave a guitar in front of me and I'll do you in an instant. im a hopeless romantic whos waiting on getting laid by my boyfriend and other men. after reading all this, you probably figured out im very HORNY. and im very ticklish and i like to laugh a lot during sex. if i dont know u, i probably wont do you but u can try. :-P. i like to drink because I'm very sexual when I'm drunk. but i dont party like a virgin... im who i am and i wont change for anybody and for that reason, some may despise me because i'm too damn horny and I'm a beast.
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My Interests

i hate my friends annie, jennifer, and my sister naomi. muhahahahaha. i want U...you means ALBERTO! yeahs hes my baby! there is a lot room in the back of his car and is so comfortable! you can come and join us too! we can have a sixsome! (alberto, me, his car, you, any random person, hobo)

I'd like to meet:

FUCK colin farell, brad pitt matt damon, johnny depp, jessica simpson and nick lachey, and him

Movies:

matrix 1 and 1 only also i love legally blonde and hmm... lol

Books:

six words: I want to FUCK dan brown I also watch Playboy and Playgirl because I am bi

Heroes:

Jesus. Naomi- for being my bolder and stronger self... sisters forever!!! and the guy who im currently in love: alberto!

My Blog

i need a prom date

I need a prom date : ( Who wants to take me to prom? I'll go with anyone, even girls, because I'm bi. Whoever wants to take me, hit me up ; ) And we can even go to a hotel afterwards. In fact, I'm esp...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:33:00 PST

Fuck you all! leave me a fucking comment!

yo bitches! come on leave the gorgeous sexy me a fucking comment! or you cute hot boys can private message me! ;) show some love people! leave me some picture comments too! you all know how hot i can ...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:31:00 PST

My Superman

I'm swirling around in circlesFalling deeper and deeperHelp me get out of hereIs anyone listening? I can't stand living like this anymoreCan't stand this constant painCan't wait to get out of hereNo o...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:26:00 PST

Music..

i have tried to live without my first love for too long... i give up.  i take you back music!!  the more i sit here... the more i realize that music soothes... music comforts... i have gone ...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:16:00 PST

Some people just dont get it...

ok.  i dont like bush either.  but he is our president.  GET OVER IT.  apparantly enough people in this country thought he should b president again.  DEAL WITH IT.  do u ...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:10:00 PST

fallin...

i feel myself falling deeper and deeper and deeper into your eyes.  i just cant stop thinking about you.  i cant stop thinking of all the things we talked about... today ur sn was the first ...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:18:00 PST

from the window!

naomi... i never thought we'd get this close.  wow.  i love u and i feel as if we are one person who shares all experiences.  (except this one cuz ive never really had a bf b4 except......
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:25:00 PST

stressed

so stressed out im losing weight! ^^ i guess thats the only one good thing about being stressed....
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 09:34:00 PST

...

having gone through what i have gone through in the past months... i feel like im a changed person.  i feel like peoples opinions matter to me less... maybe its a sign of maturity?  i also f...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:35:00 PST

no happy bday?

yes it was my bday today and i actually had to TELL people... psh.  damn people i call friends... lol jk jk.  lovez 2 yall who wished me happy bday and lovez 2 who didnt... hahaha well we'll...
Posted by Funki3_Munki3 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST