I have a funny thing to tell you. |
Ok so, a little back-story. Some 15 or so years ago, my mom married this guy (we will call him "Bill", because that is his name), and promptly divorced him.
The other day she informed me ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
Meth. Don't do it. |
You shouldn't do meth, because aside from all of the obvious reasons, it will make you act like a creepy fucking weirdo. Seriously, I'm all for drug abuse, normally, but even I can't deal with the ki...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:17:00 GMT |
Let the sun rise. |
Up these steps beside me climb to Terrapin and point sublime.Robbed of reason, faith, and name; broken hearted, blind, and lame.Slain by doubt, mistaken trust, abandoned in the rain to rust,Shriveled ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:32:00 GMT |
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Date: 2008-12-29 15:44:13PostID: 973691333Title: (free stuff) 24 year old manFree to a good home: 24 year old man, chronic self abuser, house trained. Serious inquiries only.
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:34:00 GMT |
I have a headache. |
So I think I will have some sex soon, and then maybe I will be getting drunk.
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:19:00 GMT |
One eyed dishwashers named Paul. |
Paul is a dishwasher where I work, he has one good eye, and one bad eye. I wonder if perhaps this impairs his ability to discern the edible from the inedible. Here are a few things eaten by Paul, wh...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:12:00 GMT |
Except when they don’t. Because, sometimes, they wont. |
I'm afraid that some timesyou'll play lonely games too.Games you can't win'cause you'll play against you.All Alone!Whether you like it or not,Alone will be somethingyou'll be quite a lot.And when you'...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:38:00 GMT |
I am a pretty cool guy. |
Seriously, I am.But also, I am poor. People should be nicer to me by giving me gifts of money, since it IS the Christmas season. What the fuck would Jesus do, do you think? I think h...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:12:00 GMT |
Timescale. |
t_{..textrm{lock}} ..approx ..frac{w a^6 I Q}{3 G m_p^2 k_2 R^5}where * w.., is the initial spin rate (revolutions per second) * a.., is the semi-major axis of the motion of the satellite around...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:09:00 GMT |
BABY NAMESES. |
Time to pick some names, guys.So let's pick some names, huh? ok!First, here are some full names I have picked:Calyx Sevin Garcia Classy, no?Jude Parker GarciaFitzroy Taber GarciaIn all likelyhood...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:08:00 GMT |
