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Victor Bargains

Emotional Trachiotomy Center

About Me

Why do they always say "the world is your oyster?" What's so special about oysters that you would want the world to act like one. What do people really do with oysters anyway? They jam the tip of a knife into the tiniest little crevase and the split the fucker in two. Is that what I should be doing to the world? Sometimes I wonder.

My Interests

Writing music, playing music with friends, recording music, listening to music, discovering music, discussing music, and going to shows. Also, scootering.

I'd like to meet:

Kari Byron without all the self-absorbed vegetarian artist buillshit. Or just a woman with the sex drive of Madonna, the humor of Sarah Silverman, the voice of Bjork, the body of Jessica Alba, and the nose of anyone except Rosario Dawson. What the fuck is up with her nostrils?

Music:

They Might Be Giants, The Decemberists, Coheed and Cambria, Devo, Ozma, Junior Senior, Belle and Sebastian, Elliott Smith, The Postal Service, Depeche Mode, Blind Guardian, Nick Drake, Dealership, Radiohead, Duncan Shiek, Jellyfish, The Knife, The Jealous Sound, The Wrens, Iron and Wine, Mike Doughty, Jurassic 5, Beulah, The Sounds, Frank Black, Death Cab For Cutie, Weird Al, Fiona Apple, The Apples in Stereo, 20 Minute Loop, Actionslacks, XTC, Phoenix, Ben Lee, Nine Inch Nails, Grandaddy, Pernice Brothers, Magnetic Fields, Dream Theater, Quasi, Hot Hot Heat, The Stills, Regina Spektor, Mates of State, Soul Coughing, Erasure, God Lives Underwater, Self, Pinback, Thingy, Heavy Vegetable, Mirah, Fountains of Wayne, OK Go, Ben Folds, Nellie McKay, Ben Kweller, Kanye West, Sufjan Stevens, Spoon, Joanna Newsom, Iron Maiden, Talib Kweli, Orbital, KMFDM, Tori Amos, The Beatles

Movies:

Almost Famous, UHF, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Super Troopers, Galaxy Quest, Slackers, LOTR, Pulp Fiction, Adaptation, Clerks, Clerks 2, Being John Malkovich, Happiness, Royal Tenenbaums, Office Space, Idiocracy

Television:

Mythbusters, Lost, Studio 60, Heroes, Sarah Silverman Program, South Park, My Name Is Earl, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, The 4400, V

Books:

Currently reading: Children of Dune by Frank Herbert. Next in my queue: A Storm of Swords by George RR Martin.

My Blog

Myspace is the devil!

Myspace makes me vomit, but so many of my friends who I haven't seen in millenia are on here so I figured it was about time I updated my information to no longer be completely jokeful and actually add...
Posted by Victor Bargains on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST

PIG FARTS!

I'm gonna go get some food. Food is good. I'm hungry, and all I've had since I woke up were like six cheetos left in the bottom of the bag.
Posted by Victor Bargains on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST