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About Me

-Hi im Rich Im a Journalism student at Staffs uni- -Love going out and drinking, having a good messy night- -Im pretty immature, not at all logical but quite creative- -I am qualified in the skill of Shorthand- -Im a snowboarder and pretty damn good if you ask me- -Im a bookworm, ive read hundreds of books- -Written a sci novel called Deep Blue look out for it in the shops in about 3 years- -Im an obsessive james bond film fan- -When i dress up in a suit i look mint- -Favourite band is Fall Out Boy- -I dont like arrogant people, or obsessive, clingy women- -The doctor in Prison Break need i say more? You know what i mean Stu, Chris,Jamie, Keeley, Alison lol-email: [email protected] Myspace Layouts

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My Interests

Love to write, wrote a sci-fi novel called Deep Blue when i was 16 finished it last year so look out for it in the shops in a few years time! Like to watch football, but not so much play it as im not that good. Got a huge DVD collection, love films and James Bond films in particular.

I'd like to meet:

Eminem, to ask him how the hell he managed to write such damn good mysoginistic lyrics...ummmm George Bush so i can put a bullet in his head and Jet Li, so he can teach me some kick-ass martial arts.

Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1.Go Skydiving 2.Drink myself senseless and go swimming in the Sea 3.Snowboard down Everest 4.Set fire to a cat 5.Kick a chav repeatedly in the face until they are so mutilated that their parents cannot identify him/her. 6.Meet All the the actors who have played James bond (sad, i know)

People/Things I hate
1.Arrogance 2.Manipulative people 3.People who Ski like pricks all over the slope when ur trying to Snowboard 4.Clingy obsessive people 5.Bloody-minded ingratitude 6.CHAVS 7.Religious Extremists 8.Marmite: it tastes like Rum on toast 9.Did i mention CHAVS? 10.Paranoid fucking nob heads, like ****

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Music:

FALL OUT BOY , Taking Back Sunday, LESS THAN JAKE ,Rage Against the Machine,The Academy Is,Paramore,Avril Lavigne, PANIC AT THE DISCO ,Red Hot Chili Peppers, EMINEM , Kanye West,+44,Enter Shikari,Hit the Lights. Red Jump Suit Apparatus, The Used , Feeder,My Chemical Romance, Alexisonfire

Movies:

Crash, Layer Cake, All 20 bond movies, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, American Pie Trilogy, Bad Boys/Bad Boys II, Unleashed, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1+2, The Matador

Television:

Green Wing, the Simpsons, Futurama,NEIGHBOURS, PRISON BREAK

Books:

His Dark Materials Trilogy, Doing It, Adrian Mole Diaries, Junk, The Little Friend, The Secret History, Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen, Silverfin, BloodFever, Darren Shan, Stormbreaker, Point Blank, To Kill a Mockingbird.

Heroes:

My friends. And LINK from The Legend of Zelda

My Blog

MY HOUSE MATES

Tenant Number One:Matthew 'Rooney!!' WrightAlso known as:Matt Appearance:Short, scrawny, looks like Moe from the SimpsonsStatus:Married to Manchester United. Likes:Football, Manchester United.Dislikes...
Posted by Cute Poison on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

SNOWBOARDING, BY RICHARD SAYERS

For my Online Journo module i have to set up an online blog. Unfortunately myspace doesnt count lol, so i had to start a new one.If you're interested in reading about me rambling on about the snowboar...
Posted by Cute Poison on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

A Broken Arm.

I am a level 3 Snowboarder, I can slip on heelside, and toeside...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I can navigate pendulum turns on green runs and blue runs. I'v...
Posted by Cute Poison on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

Green Murder

"Drink it." "No." "Drink it, come on." "You must be joking." "I'm not. Do it, now." It looked like mouldy tuna mixed with dog shit. "If you don't drink it, I'll tell her." "You wouldn't dare." Damian ...
Posted by Cute Poison on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:01:00 PST

The Fifty Pound Note

  An extract from a novel i started writing last year, but stopped because i thought it didn't have anywhere to go......does it?  The story switches between 1st and 3rd person narrative...
Posted by Cute Poison on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST

Lethargy

        No motivation to work Only to eat And drink And laugh And love No motivation to think Only to doss And sleep And laze And yawn No motivation to live And carry on And perse...
Posted by Cute Poison on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

My Myspace 'Dissertation'

Some say its makes them feel popular. Others say it's what makes their life worth living. But overall it's simply Myspace, the new addiction that has claimed the lives of over 100 million people acros...
Posted by Cute Poison on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

Casino Royale Review

He's blond. He can't drive. He's too short. He is scared of guns, the press claimed. Daniel Craig, the new James Bond has been the subject of much controversy over his appointment by Barbara Broccoli ...
Posted by Cute Poison on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

An extract from my first sci-fi novel, the one i wrote before the one below this. DEEP BLUE

Nile spent the next four hours preparing his house for his party. His parents, who were both doctors, were working the late shift at the hospital. The place was his: Joanna was going round her friend'...
Posted by Cute Poison on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST

An extract from my new sci-fi novel

There was nothing for it. He hadnt done this for a while, but he might as well give it a go. He stretched out his hand and concentrated. A ball of psychic energy was slowly growing in his hand, a litt...
Posted by Cute Poison on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST