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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!My Mommy Left Me

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My Interests

Riding the Harley with the ol man, my animals, musicThis is our pup.. She is screaming at a bowl of ice cream... Yes I said Ice Cream!
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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people that aren't all about the drama! I dont want to meet mean spiteful asses either... People that like to have a good time, but be responsible about it. Animal lovers is groovy as long as its not over board! Artist on Artist - Marilyn Manson and Danny Elfman

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Phrog
Birthday: July 7
Birthplace: Windom
Current Location: The Desert
Eye Color: one is blue the other is green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Norwegian and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: My husband is my weakness more so when he is just out of the shower
Your Fears: drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: one that has no calories LMFAO
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my boy~ACHEIVED HE's HOME
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh My GOD!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have the bed to myself
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, hair and my boobs
Your Bedtime: when I get there
Your Most Missed Memory: My Gram's Apple Pie
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: uhh both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: yeah
Do you Sing: hell no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: D'uh Im married so yes
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: Seriously do I have to answer this one??
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nopes
Do you think you are Attractive: yups
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: always
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them!
Do you play an Instrument: no and people thank me daily!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: cigarettes yes, anything else no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: OMG no my husband has a badge
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no too damned old
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no never have been
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: once when I was 12
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: very suddonly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im not growing up
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5'10 or taller
Weight: no fatties plz thanx
Best Clothing Style: jean and t-shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: I will never admit to anything
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 17 total only wear 5
Number of Tattoos: 4 so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not admitting that either

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Music:

I listen to everything but cow poke tear jerking countryJonLee's night time treats
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Movies:

horror!! ~ gorier the better! then comedy then sappy romance***Your Birthdate: July 7***You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy. And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you. Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights. You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!Your strength: Your self sufficiencyYour weakness: You despise authorityYour power color: MaroonYour power symbol: HammerYour power month: JulyWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean? http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/

Television:

Army Wives, Swingtown! and whatever if I find the time

Books:

Dean Koontz Take the quiz:
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Shadow Dragon
Dark, evil, you are the evil breed of dragon. You lurk within the shadows of the night and attack with surprise. You prefer to stay alone, solitude is your best friend within your deep, dark cave or den.

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Heroes:

my Grandma Jo and my Mom!I want to dedicate another one of my heros here.. My ex Bobby Ray Owens. He was one of the most beautiful men in my life. I am proud to know him and take it as an honor to have loved him and been loved by him. He taught me so many things in life, how to laugh, have a good time with friends, how to care and most importantly.. HOW TO LOVE. He will be missed by many, his friends, his family and mostly by me. He was my heart and my soul mate. BE AT PEACE BOBBY RAY OWENS Jr. April 19, 1954 - November 11, 2006This is from my sister's place. She has a few different pure bred/papered dogs for sale. She is also licensed to board your pets. For mor info on her establishment go to www.fuzzybuttz.net

My Blog

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My Celebrity Look-alikes

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I SAW YOU.

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MEAN MOMS!

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More on my feelings

Not many of y'all know, but my (male) best friend passed away Saturday morning. He was working on a natural gas pipeline just out of Cheyenne Wyoming. He was sent out on an assignment and he hit a lin...
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Bobby Ray

As I sit here with tears rolling down my face remembering the old times, I can't help but be selfish. Even though I haven't been a part of his life, not him a part in mine, he is still mine. We shared...
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1000 question survey

1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!)=>This or ThatPie or cake?::cake Pie or 3.14159...?::pie.. pi is 3.14 Chocolate or vanilla?::chocolate Black or white?::black is mysterious, ...
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