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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.'Well, I can think of one thing', the man offered. 'Once, on a trip to the Black... Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:10:00 GMT |
poor adam |
God calls Adam and asks if he can help out and Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?' God said, 'Go down into that valley.'Adam said, 'What's a Valley?' God explained it to him. Then Go... Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:54:00 GMT |
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An 80-year old man goes for physical. All tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace... Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:09:00 GMT |
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating vigorously. 'My GOD!' screamed the woman... Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:58:00 GMT |