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"I am who I am; Zouave for short," said I. I am a techie/outdoorsy type person. When I am not integrating/coding, I am shooting/camping ad an event or scaring people at Bloodview Haunted House. I am the Lord of Communications for the Legion of Terror. I am also the First Sergeant for the 54th OVI 2nd Ohio Zouaves; and since it's not 1861, I am obviously a reenactor :)
In the simplest terms, take Stephen Hawking, and mix in the Velvet Underground, a little Parliment Funkadelic, top it off with a dash of Sublime and Fat Boy Slim.
The Zoo includes...
3 dogs (Jersey, aka Sweet Baby Baroo and Marley, aka Lambikins, and the Governor Tundra), a Macaw (Sweetie, the big blue chicken of happiness), a ferret named gizmo, a chinchilla named chilli, and 2 fish named Hanz and Franz (who live in the bathroom).Zouave Humor: The Greatest Humor of All. What is a Zouave?

"A fellow with a red bag having sleeves to it for a coat; with two red bags without sleeves to them for trousers, with an embroidered and braided bag for a vest, with a cap like a red woolen saucepan; with yellow boots like the fourth robber in a stage play; with a mustache like two half-pound paint brushes, and with a sort of a sword-gun for a weapon, that looks like the result of a love affair between an amorous broadsword and a lonely musket; discreet and tender--that is a Zouave."

"A fellow who can pull up a hundred and ten pound dumbbell: who can climb up an eighty foot rope, hand over hand, with a barrel of flour hanging to his heels; who can do the "giant swing" on a horizontal bar with a fifty-six tied to each ankle; who can walk up four flights of stairs, holding a heavy man in each hand, at arms length; and who can climb a greased pole feet first carrying a barrel of pork in his teeth--that is a Zouave."

"A fellow who can jump seven-teen feet four inches high without a spring board; who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath; who can walk bound in tight rope with his stomach outside of nine brandy cocktails, a suit of chain armor outside his stomach, and a stiff northeast gale outside of that; who can take a five shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the ten of diamonds at eighty paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air -- that is a Zouave."

-Daily Intelligence, Wheeling, Western Virginia, Feb. 23, 1861 You might be a Civil War Reenactor if....
    Worn wool on a 110 degree sunny day in July. You have ever thrown out trash and said need to defarb. You see a girl walking down the street and you wonder how she'd look in a hoop skirt. When you see a blue portapotty as luxurious accomodations. You've ever bought a car or truck based in part on its ability to carry all your reenacting gear. You think that brogans are actually comfortable. You wear your slouch hat on formal occassions. You see a piece of property while driving down the highway and remark, "That'd be a good site for a reenactment." If you have ever mocked someone for urinating on a button. Your living room table is covered with paper and gun powder for rolling blanks. You've held a party to make rounds. You've become accustomed to the taste of black powder, and now sprinkle it on your food. You like loud noises, fire, and smoke You know why hardtack is called hardtack and your dentist can prove it. You'll wreck a $70.00 pair of shoes to check out a possible reenactment site. You think cold air is better than burning and stuff. You love the smell of GoEX in the morning. You enjoy singing around a campfire. As a little kid, you played War daily, same thing, now your just carrying a .577 caliber rifle and shooting black powder.

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote:"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
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You scored as William Wallace

The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.


William Wallace


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

Neo, the "One"


83%

Maximus


79%

Lara Croft


79%

The Terminator


75%

Indiana Jones


75%

El Zorro


75%

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

James Bond, Agent 007


75%

The Amazing Spider-Man


54%
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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In general I am a decent person that cares deeply about his friends and family, maybe a little too much. Sometimes my expectations are much more to live up to than reality. Life is what you make of it, carpe diem.

My Blog

The Zouave wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the My Mobile Photos album

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...The Zouave wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the My Mobile Photos album Shared via AddThis Legionofterrormovie.com CHECK IT OUT! Octob...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:47:00 GMT

Ok.. wait what?

Well I had movie night at my house, tons of Legion people over late.I wake up head to the meeting, I get there 5 minutes late.An Hour later I walk out Lord of Communictions...Who saw that coming? ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:18:00 GMT

My Best Friend...

To Holly...Hollywood, Thank you for being the best dog a fat man could ever ask for.  You were always there to keep me company even through my toughest times.  You comforted me when I was sa...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:02:00 GMT

Well..

At least we passed the fire inspection :)
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:45:00 GMT

Life

Once in a great while, 2 people meet and mean everything to eachother.  That is all that really matters.  Where once I was complete, I am now half the man I used to be.  Where I was onc...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:13:00 GMT

Q & A with your friends at the Nation of Islam.

Anytime I hear ANYONE from the Nation of Islam trying to talk about true Islam I am reminded of Scientology.A Fun Read (Unless your a white devil).
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:23:00 GMT