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Dan

About Me


Personal:
name Dan
D.O.B Eleventy third of Martober in the year of the Horse
hair colour Brown
eye colour Brown
shoe size 14
height 6'8''
most used facial expression Poker Face in conjunction with Jazz Hands
fav saying "Good good!"
fears There is nothing to fear but fear itself... that and wasps"
makes you laugh Being tickled
makes you cry Being stabbed
spend ridiclous amounts of money on my mortgage
fav possession Possessions are transient and ultimately meaningless (Ok my iPod)
been in love Still am thank ya
bad habits Being far too dogmatic about music
good habits Politeness
fav food Pizza
next weekend... I will be working.
marrige is not actually a word. Marraige is and yes I will.
shower it's all good
In the last month i have:
smoked me a kipper cos I'll be back for breakfast.
drank alcohol Duh!
had sex in a bush not so much "in" as more "with"
taken drugs No but I've doled em out.
bought new shoes Can't afford to... damn expensive.
been to the beach Nope
saved the world the world is unsaveable
eaten chocolate see "drank alcohol"
eaten take out food see "eaten chocolate"
changed my underwear Every damn day
changed somebody else's underwear Actually yes, but I'm a nurse and its my job.
burped my ABC's
General:
believe in yourself No I am utterly imaginary.
motion sickness Nope
children no
country most like to visit Japan again
ultimate fav films Withnail and I, Dead Man's Shoes, LOTR trilogy
lifestyle Work work work with nuggets of extreme play
like to date
hate most of all in the universe Entropy
best feature Height
worse feature Face
idolise No-one
most like to meet The girl from Run Lola Run
dream job Writing Horror Fiction
dream car Triumph Speed Triple
fav alcoholic beverage Guinness, and G and T's for summer
fav clothes Jeans and T-shirt
can't live without money
can't live with Plutonium
turned on by a show of nails across my skin
turned off by a show of nails across my cornea
grudges waste of energy
annoyed by Fred Durst
weird fetish I'm mostly vanilla
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God if he exists (I suspect he doesn't) I will heabutt that fucker right in his omnipotent spaz-tard face.

My Blog

Sex and... BRAAAAAAINS!!!!!!

Spring is here, and with spring comes a surge of hormones. Down boy! Bad dog! Green Wing has winged (arf) it's way from Amazon to my player. I can't stop laughing. I have also bought yet another film...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 13:42:00 GMT

You should learn at least one new thing a day.

So what did I learn today? I'm tempted to put in something awfully misanthropic such as People = Shit, but I have doubts about it's mathematical cogency. Besides, I think some angry shouty band alread...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:48:00 GMT

So this is Myspace eh?

So some relatives in the US say "Get Myspace!". So I did. You want to know my postcode? Why? Are you planning to send me anthrax through the post or do you want to tell the CIA where I live just in ca...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 08:41:00 GMT