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~The Best Damn Thing~

..Missing my JareBear..*Kisses Boo*..

About Me

Lets see a lil about me..Umm im a 24year old female born and raised in austin texas. I have 3 kids. I loveto Sing and use to sing karaoke once upon a time ago when i wasable to go out and do stuff =P. i love to make graphics and very intowebdesign.I love my family very much and they are the mostimportant thing to me. I love and miss my daddy very much yes thatsright i still call him "DADDY" Gotta Problem with that.Didnt think solol. And my sister Tiffany is sucha big DORK and a N00b to theinternet but she is cool. yea she is a keeper and i wouldnt trade mysister for anything in the world =D! Oh Shit Did i just type that. damnitnow she is gonna know lmmfao! and me im a craZy lil girl so watch it=P I guess You Can say Im a big kid cause honestly i dont want togrow up! but i have to face the facts of life and GROW UP but imalways gonna be a big kid at heart. im gonna be that old lady in toysr us playing with the toys running down the isles having a good oltime lmao!The theme song is all about me lol. Well here it goes...are
Roses are red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

My Interests

This is my JareBear i just wuffles him to bit! missing him like crazy gah.. i will write more later :P

I'd like to meet:

That's a tough-ie. Um i guess im not on myspace to look to meet anyone. im fed up with meeting people off the internet honestly..so under who id like to meet would have to be my top friends who mean the world to me..starting with my number 1..JaRod..i met this guy from IMVU ..his id will not be said..:P he is a really sweet guy and i just love him to bits..he is the greatest and always tried to keep me happy. thankies BaBa. Im also his btw so yea. no flirts here. Love ya JearBear...Now MY number 2 is Phoenixxx um peter lolz. He is a really smart guy and is very talented. but he lives like really far away . he is the guy whos pic is on my page with the fangs under my intrests section..*yea thats him* hehe. he too is always there for me and i met him off imvu as well and decided to talk on myspace to keep in touch.. ur the bestest babes..muah! now my number 3 is Keith..hehe he is my ex and i met him off imvu as well. Been forever like i guess 2 years since we talked on imvu and whatnot but here recently we have been talkin and he ia kinda back on imvu. i remember in the past he had this corny sense of humor..i guess thats why i was drawn to him but now me and him are the bestest friends ever!! my number 4 Robert..sighs. he too live far but is a bad ass guy and would love to meet him IRL. he just makes me smile and smapms my comments with pics n stuff LOVE IT!! Savesthe best for last my number 5..PETER!! i also met him from imvu..he was my first chatter and im glad i use that Chat now feature on imvu haha. he too is one of my ex's well i guess i cant really call him that since it was like 3 days we were together then imvu drama fucked us all up. He is always looking out for me. ALWAYS!! when im down he talks to me and i spill it all out and it feels better . its good to know i have great amazing friends like this. If i didnt have them in my life ..well it would always be night time. anywho. before i start rambling and all that bullshit!!! Im gonna just stop for now. Its not like anyone actually reads peoples myspace pages. and if u read this then send me a message with the subject as test complete so i know who my real friends are and who actually read this stuff.. ok im done.. i need a bottle of Whisley now haha! im out--Shannon Lee

How 2 make ur GF Happy
1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly
are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight backand hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feelloved
Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
..20 u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get usthings

26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a goodday at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when shedoesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can alwayscount on you
are you still reading this u better be its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that youwant to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she willautomatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt herchin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. Ifshes upset, comfort her
remember this next time you are with her

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (only if youtruley do..NEVER say it unless you mean it!!)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so shecan listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers togetherwhile you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.
youll never know when she needs just a lil morelove
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Music:

Basshunter, Green Day, Dj Sammy, Elvis, Classic Country, Alternative Rock Um basically i like everything! heh

Movies:

I love scary movies and comedy umm i hate chick flicks..haha. Fav movie would have to be House of 1000 corpses. WESOME FUCKING MOVIE!!But The devils rejects..now that was kinda a dissapointment--not enought story line but it was good dont get me wrong.ROb Zombie is FUCKING AWESOME! Hells Yah!! If you dont like him then fuck you and have a nice day haha!

Television:

Family Guy,That 70's Show,Nip Tip,MTV

Books:



Heroes:

My kids are my main heros. If i didnt have them honestly i wouldnt behere right now sad to say..My mom is my hero for raising me andteaching me to be a strong person. my other heros are my friendshere online who give me the strength to look foward.Last but notleast my daddy...i love him to death and he is where i get mycomputer skillz from.I got the smarts from him hehe. i love youdaddy!

My Blog

Is it?

Everybodys always talking about What Went Wrong: The How, When, Where, and Whys of it all. Everybodys always talking about What Could Have Been if only - I'm trying to talk about things that I Don't K...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

please tell me

i'm pacing. and i pace.and i'm touching my lips.the heat is pressed against my cheeks.and they are flushed.from automated laughter,and static electricity.you are the poetry i wish i could write.your f...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

::::THoughts::::

Life Is: A mystery, Unfold it.A journey, Walk it.Painful, Endure itBeautiful, See it.A joke, Laugh at it.A song, Sing it.A flower. Smell it.Wonderful, Enjoy it.A candle, Light it.Precious, Don't waste...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

It Happened AGAIN!!!

ok i posted 2 new blogs and some of my subscribers are telling me it didnt notify them so sorry for the incovience its myspace fucking up. hopefully this will send you a message letting you know. plea...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST

Have I Told You Lately

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return maybe God wanted you to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be ...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST

Friend Or Enemy?

Ok...I did something really stupid the other day and that was contacting my ex Jim. I was all nice and everything...me & the kids were talking and looking at pictures and then there was some of ji...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

Im so glad I Found You.....

I FOUND HIM :D  ...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:15:00 PST

Obsessed ARE WE!?

ok so like one of my friends made this for me and cause he says im "BEAUTIFUL" anywho he turned my pictures in a Brush file (.jbr) and made me some things. they are really nice i mean i like them but ...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST

Hacking For Dummies + Serial Numbers for software

ok i know there are alot of you that have demos of programs but you rather not pay the prices for them..haha *points* i see you know what i mean.Here are the serial numbers for many programs when the ...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:02:00 PST

FREE PSP 11..what i use to make graphix

Sharing what was shared with me..ENJOY AND HAVE FUN!! Softwarehttp://www.corel.com/akdlm/6763/downloads/trials/Pai ntShopProXI/PaintShopPro1100_EN_DE_FR_ES_IT_NL_COREL TBYB_ESD.exeKey-Genhttp://rapidsh...
Posted by ~The Best Damn Thing~ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST