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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are 68% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot


80%

Posion


73%

Suicide


73%

Suffocated


67%

Disappear


67%

Cut Throat


53%

Disease


47%

Eaten


47%

Natural Causes


40%

Stabbed


33%

Bomb


33%

Accident


20%

Drowning


20%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.

Dirty Piercings


100%

Labret Piercing


100%

Tongue Piercing


90%

Nipples


90%

Earlobe Piercing


80%

Lip Piercing


70%

Cartilage Piercing


60%

Belly Button Piercing


40%

Nose Piercing


20%
What Piercing Are You?
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You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.

Chains/Handcuffs


92%

Bondage


75%

Biting


75%

Whips


67%

Blood


50%

Blind Folds


42%
What..s Your Kinky Turn On?
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According to The Underwear Quiz I am currently wearing :
Boxer Briefs
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38% Fat

stuff you have eaten/drank this week.[x] water[x] orange juice[x] milk[x] soda[x] beer[x] champagne[x] any other alcohol[ ] v8[ ] raspberry tea[x] Grape Drink[x] cranberry juice[x] apple juice[ ] capr...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:12:00 GMT

I've seen 132 out of 240 movies

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 240 movies on this list. Put your score in header and re-post.(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show(x) Grease(x...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:36:00 GMT

19 questions about your number 1

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 19 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's their name?Astrid2) Do you trust them?Completely3) Where did you meet them?At the Link Centre4...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:34:00 GMT

My Fine Is...£622 (Thats just insane!?!?!)

Smoked pot -- £10Did acid -- £5Ever had sex at church -- £25Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25Had sex for money -- £100...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:35:00 GMT

Another 40 Q's...yay

THE GAME OF 40 QUESTIONS:1. Does anyone know your password to your myspace?I hope not2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?I think a banana milkshake...tasted shite!3. Are you an emotion...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:55:00 GMT

Seriously bored!

So far who did you talk to the most today?Errr, not really sure...probably someone from work...riveting conversation!What is the best name for a butler?The one their mum gave them?!?What is the thing ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:34:00 GMT

Movie song thing

Life's a movieBody: IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:30:00 GMT

TWENTY-ONE

for i have done somthing pointless!!ONE.Spell your name without vowels(aeiou)MtthwTWO.Are you single?YupTHREEWhat's your favorite number?Not really sureF0URWhat's your favorite color?BlueFIVE.When's t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:27:00 GMT

Yawn

Are You:1. a cuddler? Yeah, im a lil softie at heart2. a morning person? Sometimes, depends3. are you a perfectionist? It depends what with, normally though5. religious? No6. in your pyjamas?: No7. le...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:44:00 GMT

Another boring 50 questions!

1.WHAT CURSE WORD DO Y0U USE THE MOST?Probably Cunt, its just so passionate and versatile!2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?Of course, although its been broken for far too long now :(3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR TOP 8 ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:51:00 GMT