in my absence |
fuck man, Myspace is really sucking lately. now that its a hosehold name like Ron Jeremy my job here as Captiain of the SS. F5 has gotten difficult. its been tough to pick winners. I've F5'd lik...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
break dance competition! |
so, we here at the F5 lenolium factory were thinking of some ways to promote our product a little better. and what better way to push lenolium other than a good o...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:01:00 GMT |
the worlds longest wipe. |
wow! that was the longest wipe ever. Sorry i havent been around, I was in the bathroom... wiping my ass. I had a really, really, really, really bad break. Do you know what a bad break is?&...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
new F5 winner!! |
Heres the latest F5 winner.. its been a long time but we found a winner! ( you have to go to his pics) Subject: OH - MY - GOD!!1 you are making the gagues spin and whistles blow here in the F5 choco...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:38:00 GMT |
F5 friend of the week |
this weeks friend of the week award goes to KEVINFM! he's an avid sports fan and lover of canned meat. Kevin is a man with a keen sense of humor and a love of fine art. He, along with al of us here i...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:03:00 GMT |
Magic Hooters Chick |
I love you Hooters Ad Chick! you long flowing brown hair, your dark soft skin. its like you came out of the rain forest just to be with me How have i lived all these years without your sweet ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 14:15:00 GMT |
goodbye Tom! |
everyone say it with me... "GOODBYE TOM!!! " god i hated looking at that smug sell-out piece of midget molesting shit. Now that we've cleared up some space in the F5 trophy case, I've ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:02:00 GMT |
its a sickness |
pac-man fever. Ms. PacMan was seen humping the blue ghost, known commonly as "Inky". When asked if there was any birth control used we recieved "no comment"
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:19:00 GMT |
Let's Get Rid of the Soft-Core Porno Pics |
while trying to sell my grandma's dildo collection on craigslist, i stubmled upon this gem, and i thought it applied to myspace as well.. enjoy!
I do not like these hiney pics
I do not like thes...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 10:36:00 GMT |
fat actress, the homeless and cheap imported crap |
remember the count from sesame street.. i think he had parkinsins..
anyway Here in the F5 dance club of pain, we have a workshop where we've hired homeless people to build immitation ethnic nick n...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Apr 2005 08:22:00 GMT |
