The Stig

I am the Stig. You may know me from the popular British television show Top gear. Some people believe I am some sort of special creature rather than a man. Perhaps the best way to tell you who am is through hearsay, what others say about me.According to Clarkson and Hamster, "some say" that:* I was born in space. * My favourite food is raw meat. * I sleep upside down like a bat. * My sweat can be used to clean precious metals. * My skin has the texture of dolphins. * If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear my thoughts. * I does not see like human do, instead I sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix). * I forages for wolves at night. * I am scared of bells. * I once punched a horse to the ground. * My politics are terrifying. * I live in a tree. * I was raised by wolves. * I appear on high-value stamps in Sweden. * My favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant. * I have no understanding of clouds. * My earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. * I am confused by stairs. * I naturally faces magnetic north. * I am illegal in 17 U.S. states. * My heart ticks like a watch. * All my legs are hydraulic. * I can accumbularate. * I appear on Japanese banknotes. * There's an airport in Russia named after me. * I am is wanted by the CIA. * My breath smells of magnesium. * I can catch fish with his tongue. * My tears are adhesive. * If set alight, I'd burn for a thousand days. * I am terrified of ducks. * My voice can only be heard by cats. * I have two sets of knees. * I can swim seven lengths underwater. * I have webbed buttocks. * I can melt concrete on contact. * I am more machine than man.They always end the sentence with: "All we know is, he's called The Stig".