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Lared '08

The More Succesful The More Stressfull

About Me

yeah yeah heres the quick 2minute drill: Names Jared---- remixed as J.dubb, Lared yada yada.... El Jefe of Port Jeffe...im tall, dark, handsome and a pampered intellectual. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what i want when i want. Im completely selfish and most of the time you can find me stepping on the homeless for laughs. A little fact about myself is that my parents love me and so should you.

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My Interests


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Playin ball of course, hanging with the crew, training with my fitness consigliere Me'Shell, partying it up, goin out to clubs, mushing girls in the FACE, workin, and everything spontaneous in between.........o yeah, and I also spit HOT FIRE

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost i think my fans...Then maybe Jay-Z , Michael Jordan, Dave Chapelle, and R. Kelly. Pol Pot is my inspiration.William Shakespeare would be nice as well as Diddy, Oprah Winfrey, Pharrell , Vida Guerra, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jackson's noses,and Voletta "Biggie's mom" Wallace.

Music:


Cmon Mr. Carter, learn to play nice with Cam'Ron
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Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Meet the parents, Fade to Black, friday, saw was kinda crazy, CHAPELLE SHOW SEASON 2, Comin to America, the first half of full metal jacket, Class act, Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, pretty much anything that makes me laugh

Television:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jared
Birthday: Gemini!
Birthplace: hospital?
Current Location: Port JeFF
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Afro American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Dunks
Your Weakness: the shoulder lean
Your Fears: being a bum
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish school and move on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: who are you? lol
Your Best Physical Feature: people seem to like my lips but idk you tell me
Your Bedtime: when the techno starts playing
Your Most Missed Memory: High school Basketball, i feel like uncle rico
Pepsi or Coke: dont know the difference really just gimme a lemonade
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: gosh no
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yezzir
Have you Been in Love: "never have it i be forever mackin"
Do you want to go to College: there already
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: eh
Do you think you are Attractive: im aiight
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: gay
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course not
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never have never will
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yezzir
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: everyday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gotta love em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: at the club lolol
In the past month have you been Dumped: never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: weird
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: drunk off life
Ever been called a Tease: I slang in my white tease I bang in my white tease
Ever been Beaten up: i roll deep
Ever Shoplifted: when i was like 5
How do you want to Die: old and on my pile of money while watching chappelle show season deuce with eva mendes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rich loser who stays home watching movies all day
What country would you most like to Visit: dont care
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i love them all
Favourite Hair Color: brown maybe
Short or Long Hair: long but whatver makes you look good
Height: well everyone is shorter than me so i'll max out at 5'9ish
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes you sexy but def not 2 preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: why would u care?
Number of Piercings: 2 ears
Number of Tattoos: not for me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: its the past, i guess i gotta get over it
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Books:

Ferwah's autobiograpgy - Ferwah, I hardly knew me.

Heroes:

Batman and superman duhhhhhh