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*~*Ashley Michelle*~*

I'm good but I'm not an angel, I do sin but I'm not the devil, I'm pretty but not beautiful, I have

About Me

I'm Me. I'm overly nice most of the time...If you ask me of course.......I can be a total BITCH, sometimes I enjoy it, but only if you've REALLY got it coming...I HATE shoes and I completely despise socks. Flip flops are pretty much great. If you don't like me, too bad for you. I don't change for anyone. I pretty much do what I wanna do. I completely LOVE doing stupid things and making an ass of my self and I don't really give a shit what anyone thinks. I love my family, overall I can actually be a genuinely great person, I just don't like for that to get around b/c that's when people try to take advantage of you...I've been with Jason Lee for over 3 years now.....I LOVE animals, they love you no matter what you look like in the mornings, how stupid you might be, and when you piss them off, they don't beat around the bush, they just bite the shit out of you and go about their business...I love surrounding myself with people who let me do dumb shit but don't tell me how retarded I am for doing it, they just expect it from me.
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My Interests

I'm interested in everything you'd expect me to be interested in, to an extent, and a million things you wouldn't expect...Tattoos, piercings, money, sleeping, working, spending money, not working, fishing, camping, playing outside, playing in the rain, drinking, not drinking, sleeping off a hangover, not having a hangover, playing with my aminals, YEAH~~~I said AMINALS...talking to my friends, hanging out with SOME of my friends, the ones who don't thing they're too cool to kick it...pushing the FU button on my feletone! I'm interested in a lot of stuff, I'm not even wasting any more time listing them all here...


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I'd like to meet:

People who don't...suck, whine, bitch and moan, constantly give me sob stories. I'd love to find some people who don't constantly sit around wanting everyone to feel sorry for them, just to know that there are people who aren't like that. I know guys, life's a bi*ch, and then you die. It ain't that bad...WALK IT OFF! I would absolutely love to meet some more TRUE friends, I dunno what I would do without the ones I have, ESPECIALLY Miss Rachael Nicole. I hate users and if that's what you do, go choke on a stick. I would be more than willing to go spend a day with Dane Cook, he's pretty much one of the funniest people alive. I'm pretty much happy just meeting anyone as long as they're not full of crap.

Music:

Punk, emo, old school rock, some country, a little hip hop, and some more rock. Weezer, Fallout Boy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Custom, Something Corporate, 311, Lynard Skynard, The Beatles, The Doors, Hawthorne Heights, All American Rejects, Led Zeppelin, Gary Allen, Jason Aldean, Pink FLoyd, Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, Joe Nichols...Chicago, REO Speedwagon, Dashboard Confessional, The Get Up Kids, Rob Zombie, Guns and Roses, Def Leppard, OK GO, Cky, Three Days Grace, Shinedown, Johnny Cash...Ok, there's more but I'm sure it's really NOT that important
Your 2005 Song Is
Beverly Hills by Weezer

"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"

You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?


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Movies:

House of Wax, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects...Happy Gilmore, Saw I & II, Donnie Darko...Napolean Dynamite, Billy Madison, Team America World Police...Sweet Home Alabama, Nightmare on Elm Street, Jarhead, Clerks, and ANYTHING with THIS guy.... .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Don't watch much of it, court shows, real life crime shows, that sorta thing mostly, the First 48 rocks. Sometime I wonder if my mind isn't slightly twisted...

Dry Duck
People Iced: Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Rusty Rastelli
Get Your HITMAN Name
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?

Books:

I don't read much, and when I do, I'm sure it's nothing anyone who's looking at this would be interested in.

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Heroes:

My only real heroes are my Momma and my Daddy. She might not have been here long enough to do what most moms are supposed to do in their lifetime, but in the time she was here, she did more than most moms do and she did it because she WANTED to...And if it weren't for my Daddy, I probably never would have made it through high school with no arrests, no major happenings, and no children. Mighty Mouse was pretty cool too...
You scored as Punk Ass Kid. You punk ass kid! Better be careful, soon enough one of those old ladies will have a rifle aimed at your head.

Punk Ass Kid


38%

Loser


25%

Loner


19%

Cheerleader/Jock


19%

Art Freak


13%

Nerd


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Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?
Name: Ashley
Birthdate: November 23, 1983
Birthplace: Oklahoma City
Current Location: Moore
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3
Weight: 130
Piercings: 5
Tatoos: None, yet...
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep
Overused Phraze: "Fuck off!"
FAVORITES
Food: Cheese
Candy: Take 5
Number: 23
Color: Pink/Blue/Green
Animal: ANY
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Bud Light
Bagel: Plain w/strawberry cream cheese
Letter: A
Body Part on Opposite sex: Legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonald's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Both
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Strawberry
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Cappucino
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever
Most Missed Memory: My momma
Best phyiscal feature: Um, personality?
First Thought Waking Up: Nope, not gonna do it.
Goal for this year: Make more money
Best Friends: Rachael/Mindy
Weakness: Boys
Fears: Feet, eew
Heritage: I'm just a lil white girl, heinz 57 if you will
Longest relationship: 5 years
HAVE YOU...
&..39;Ever Drank:' Well yeah
Ever Smoked: Yup
Pot: Maybe once or twice
Ever been Drunk: HAHA! YEAH!
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
Ever Skinny Dipped: A few times....
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Of course
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long: Short
Height: Taller than me
Style: Whatever
Looks or Personality: Personality, but they can't look bad...
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol. Drugs are bad mmk?
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not BIG muscular, but definately not a lard ass either. That was mean huh?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Maybe one or two
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm sleeping
Get along with your Parents: Yeahp
Health Freak: Not so much
Do you think your Attractive: Not generally. Maybe every now and then
Believe in Yourself: Most of the time
Want to go to College:&..39;
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately
Do you Drink: Sometimes
Shower Daily: Of course
Been in Love: Yeah
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Want to get Married: Eventually
Do you want Children: Yup
Have your future kids names planned out: Sort of
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Already did...
Hate anyone: Not necessarily people, just things they do
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My Blog

September 17th

So, it's now September the 18th. Thank God. September the 17th is nothing but bullshit. It just so happened to be the 17th anniversary of my mother passing away. I hate it every year b/c whether I rea...
Posted by *~*Ashley Michelle (TC1)*~* on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST

GUYS~Don't EVER do this....

Okay, so I'm at work. A patient , who just happens to be an elderly man, just tried to talk me into holding his "doodle" so he could go pee! What the fuck do you say to something like that? Okay ...
Posted by *~*Ashley Michelle (TC1)*~* on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

I hate it when's

I hate it when..........people put the toilet paper on upside down.......when boys pee on the seat.........even more when girls pee on the seat(It's possible, I know, I used to work in a bar)............
Posted by *~*Ashley Michelle (TC1)*~* on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:43:00 PST

People are retarded...

Okay. So just as always, EVERYONE still has drama. I don't understand it. People in general are retarded. You would think that they would be worn out from the stress of their own everyday lives but no...
Posted by *~*Ashley Michelle (TC1)*~* on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST