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About Me

Hello myspace.my name is not important.im a very unique person as you may guess from my profile.in case you haven't noticed im brown,and gothic.5 words to describe myself....i don't give a fuck.ok 1 of them is not a word but.. who cares?if you are a spammer then go run into a wall(repeat until unconcious).if you are still reading this i guess you are pretty cool,or lonely.Either way request me if you feel like it.if i don't add you look for my name on the obituaries(my name is jonathan)..if you can't find me there you may have come to he realization that you are a douche or something.if thats the case get a spork and then get back to me.

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My Interests

Mainy music of course but I also love to....ohhh fuck it just music really the rest of my interests are in their respective areas so scroll dow or something..

I'd like to meet:

fairly good looking women(post op doesn't count).
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Music:

Manson,MM & the spooky Kids,NIN,Rammstein,Korn,Cradle of filth,HIM,Rob Zombie,Dimmu Borgir,Nightwish,Lamb of God,slipknot,Static X,Dark Tranquility,Otep,NIN,Bloodhound Gang,fuCKYou,Led Zep,AC/DC,Guns n roses.To be continued when I feel like it.... ..

.. See why she's my future ex-wife...I fucking wish

Movies:

Interview w the vampire,IT,One missed Call,Cursed,Sleepy Hollow,Chucky Movies,Underworld,Resident Evil(both),The Exorcist(the beginning)thats some horror I like.Also in Drama I like 25th Hour,American History X,Blow,Trainspotting,Girl Interrupted,A beautiful mind,Catch mee if u can,Leaving las Vegas,Matchstick men....in other movies I like Kill Bill(1&2),Sin City,Pulp fiction,I forgot to say SAW before and Battle Royale(1&2)(they R Jappanese flm just like cursed and one missed call)Ohhhhh and of course who could forget Boondock Saints

Television:

I love buying season DVD's for South Park, Chappelle's show, Reno 911 and family guy.I just like to watch them whenever I have time.I love watchin Comedy central.......

Books:

Interview with the Vampire,Death Artist(Jonathan Santlofer) and anithing from Anne Rice or Stephen King.I also read Forensics.

Heroes:

Get Image Rollover Effects at crazyprofile.comCHUCK NORRiS AND iMUS Find out why I worship this guy

My Blog

song/poem I wrote while being very,very pissed off.......Fuck!!!!!

The price is wrong Intro(spoken) (Crowd repeats each line) Wake up America,Look at the light Justice is taking off her disguise The tables are turning,blood has been shed It's time to put this phony w...
Posted by Dr.Taco on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

Dont Kill Yourself.Just listen and laugh til you die

My life was shitty until I discovered there was more fucked up people out there with a similar no-holes-barred sense of humor..Im talking of course about podcasts...U kno weekly radio type shows...So ...
Posted by Dr.Taco on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

God Hates Goths..Ignorance is amusing

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/'PARENTS AGAINST GOTH' OFFICIAL WEBSITE"The greatest threat to today's society is the rise of the gothic subculture. Goth is a sinister and violent subculture obsessed wit...
Posted by Dr.Taco on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST

10 things You should know about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because he dark is affraid of him.Chuck Norris once had an erection in public....There were no survivors.Chuck Norris jizzed in a can and called it ...
Posted by Dr.Taco on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:07:00 PST

Try this st Home

Hi Everyone! If ur gona just post Retarded fucking Bulletins filled with pathetic shit just to draw attention to urself because U R very Pathetic indeed....Then Stop that shit for the god of humanity....
Posted by Dr.Taco on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:35:00 PST